Foreplay? Please. You won’t need that after these.
Sometimes couples get to a point in their relationship where each of them wants to have sex, but it’s doubly hard to get in the mood, stay in the mood, or really enjoy sex with each other.
Whether it’s because of work or family stresses — or maybe even a new baby or two at home — life really can get in the way of that amazing spark you both had in the beginning of your relationship.
Sadly, many people see this lack of sex as a warning sign that things will always be this way. They believe that the spark has vanished forever, never to return.
This can lead to dissatisfying sexless marriages, angry fights, jealousy and sometimes, even adultery.
This is not OK.
What you have to understand is that this happens to everyone.
No relationship can stay in one place forever, so it’s the couple’s job to work through this rough patch and find the root cause of the divide so they can get back to the fun stuff and have great sex again.
So if you’re ready to spice things up again, try out some of these super-hot lines and dirty quotes guaranteed to get sex on your mind.
Get busy and connect with your partner in new, sexy ways so you can get back on track to feeling that spark again!
Here are the 35 best sexy, dirty and sweet sex quotes to turn you and your partner all the way back on.
1. Oh, my!
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”
2. The girl knows what she wants!
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.” — Mae West
3. Why don’t you join me? 😉
“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
4. Trust me.
“Your face would look better between my legs.”
5. You should take it while it’s offered. Just sayin’ …
“I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”
6. Have fun!
“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”
7. Send nudes!
“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”
8. Those are the best times.
“When it’s so good you’re shaking.”
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
10. Don’t miss it.
“You. Me. Bed. Now.”
11. Cherish it.
“Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.” — JmStorm
12. Saving the world — one dirty shower session at a time.
“Save water. Shower together.”
13. All three are so important.
“Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”
14. Pretty please?
“Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”
15. Anywhere that involves a bed, really.
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …”
16. That’s when you know it’s really good.
“When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”
17. Is it getting hot in here?
“Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”
18. Sounds like fun!
“Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.”
19. OK! *instantly naked*
“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”
20. Let’s play a game …
“Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”
21. Help me get my mind off of things, please.
“It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.”
22. Shhhhh …
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”
23. Sounds good to me!
“Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”
“Be naked when I get home.”
25. As you wish.
26. Ooh la la!
“I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough.”
27. *Fans self*
“I want to taste me on your fingers.”
“I licked it so it’s mine.”
“Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!”
30. Pretty please?
“Go ahead. Touch it.”
31. Guess you’ll have to find out.
“Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”
32. Sounds perfect.
“Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”
34. Oh, yeah …
“The best things in life make you sweaty.”
35. Don’t make me beg (though you know I totally will).
“I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.”