Best whatsapp status collection -1

Best whatsapp status collection -1

Whatsapp Status
  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  • Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Silence is better than lies.
  • Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
  • I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
  • Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire
  • Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
  • Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Hold the vision. Trust the process.
  • Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
  • Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
  • I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
  • A wise man can always be found alone
  • Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  • I was born intelligent but education ruined me
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  • I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  • I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am responsible for my own happiness
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Down to earth but still above you all.
  • Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
  • I like cars with edges and women with curves
  • Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
  • Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
  • Be smarter than your smartphone
  • I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
  • I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
  • You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
  • Stop checking my status better you have your own.
  • I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.
  • Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
  • WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.
  • Trying to succeed » Started with deleting whatsapp account
  • Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
  • My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
  • Respect your work and it shall respect you.
  • If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
  • My last seen was just to check your last seen
  • I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
  • Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
  • Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome.
  • I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
  • Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
  • Help in need is favor indeed.
  • Genius at Play > Your game OVER.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  • Sometimes you succeed other times you learn.
  • Passion is the genesis of genius.
  • I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
  • Doing more of what makes me happy
  • Read and Read and you shall sustain.

      Whatsapp Status Collection Attitude,Funny,Hindi status

  • Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
  • I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.
  • An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
  • Friends are the family you can choose.
  • If your are good at it, never do it for free.
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • Life is better when I’m drunk.
  • Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.
  • Love your neighbor. But never get caught.
  • I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?
  • If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  • No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
  • Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me.
  • Dear time,can you have more weekend please!

     Cool,English,Sad,Happy Whatsapp status

  • Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
  • Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.
  • Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani.
  • What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.
  • I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.
  • Learning to play guitar of my mind.
  • Dil bada to tu bada.
  • The name of game is how much confidence you have.
  • Kaam he to naam he.
  • Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.
  • #engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream
  • Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
  • It’s fun being me.
  • For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.
  • Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.
  • It always seems impossible unless its done.
  • Love work and it shall love you back.
  • Grow through what you go through.
  • Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.
  • You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.
  • Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
  • People hate what they don’t understand.
  • The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.

     All new whatsapp status and whatsapp DP

  • Sometimes you write status not for all but for one.
  • Dusk or Dawn is matter of choice.
  • I love it calling whatsup than whatsapp.
  • FEAR is a LIAR.
  • I Never judge by its cover.
  • Things we loose have their own way of coming back.
  • Do more, Care Less.
  • I’m somewhere in middle of nowhere.
  • Life is like rainbow you need both sun and rain to make it COLOURFUL.
  • Learning to achieve.
  • When you fight the past, past fights you back. But when you fight present You Simply WIN.
  • Hope is what makes me Stronger.
  • The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.
  • I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.
  • Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.
  • Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep
  • Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you
  • Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.
  • No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.
  • No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.
  • Battery low, please disturb later.
  • My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger.
  • The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. LOL
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..
  • Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.
  • Last day of exam is always best day of the month.

     UPDATE NEW STATUS WHATSAPP COLLECTION

      Latest Whatsapp Status For 2016

  • My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center
  • Dreams go hand in hand with hard work
  • Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
  • We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
  • Study for interest not for making interest.
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.
  • My personality is me and my attitude depends on you.
  • Status chod DP dekh
  • Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.
  • Love in air and pollution too.
  • I don’t get angry I just have more energy.
  • I always play to WIN.
  • Analysis is key to success in this era.
  • Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
  • Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai
  • During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power
  • Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
  • I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
  • I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
  • I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
  • Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
  • Respect yourself and follow your heart.
  • I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
  • Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
  • The problem is that you think you’ve time!
  • I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
  • Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
  • For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
  • Money won’t work until you work for money.
  • Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
  • I just want to die young as late as possible.
  • If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
  • One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
  • I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
  • A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
  • Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
  • Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
  • I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
  • Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
  • Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
  • If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
  • The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.
  • Being in love with someone and still single.
  • I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
  • Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
  • Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.
  • Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
  • Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
  • Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
  • I love my job when i am on vacations.
  • The lottery is a myth.
  • Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
  • You are never too old to chase your dreams.
  • Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise
  • Understanding is important than perfection.
  • My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
  • I compete with myself
  • Save Water, Drink V0dka!
  • Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
  • Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent
  • Work Hard until you can count your money.
  • Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!
  • Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.

      Whatsapp Status UPDATE

  • Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.
  • I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
  • Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.
  • Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.
  • It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.
  • Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)
  • No more watch, its game time.
  • Winning a no win situation by changing rules.
  • The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
  • Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.
  • First love, second chance?
  • If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.
  • The real cost of living is dying.
  • Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.
  • Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
  • I feel like some people deserve high five on face.
  • I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.
  • Hey, see you around in hell.
  • Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.
  • Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling
  • 3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2
  • Everything is fare on life and race.
  • I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature
  • Girl in need is your wife indeed.
  • “Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.
  • Starting a new life with BOOM.
  • Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.
  • Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.
  • Friends and family need no excuse
  • Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.
  • I wish my mind had a delete button.
  • Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
  • I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
  • Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
  • If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
  • Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
  • Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
  • I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
  • Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.