All Hail My Kween! 23 Of The Best Tina Belcher Quotes

Seriously hilarious. When I was a pre-teen, I didn’t have a lot of other girls like me to whom I could look up. I had role models, sure, but they weren’t my peers. I idolized people like Louisa May Alcott and Maya Angelou, but idols is exactly what they were. They were women artists who I worshipped, not the sort of person with whom I could relate because we shared so many similar experiences and a worldview. In my humble estimation, tweens all over the globe are much luckier than I ever was… because they have Tina Belcher. And the Tina Belcher quotes they hear are seriously hilarious. If you have never watched Bob’s Burgers, two things: one, please rectify this. The second is that I need to explain to you that Tina Belcher is the tweenaged eldest daughter of Bob and Linda Belcher. She’s a charming dork with pin-sized eyes that blink up at the world from behind Coke-bottle-thick glasses. She’s in the midst of a frenzied adolescence which means she feels everything very deeply — from zombies to unicorns, to the butts of the young men for whom she pines. WATCH: Bob’s Burgers Top 10 Funniest Tina Belcher Moments I remember being 12 and […]

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