She’s not just mean, she’s sassy.
Cheryl Blossom is an iconic charater created by Archie Comics and was recently made famous again by the hit TV show Riverdale.
If you’ve watched the show, you know that she plays the hero just as often as she plays the villain. You also know that no matter what role she plays, she’s constantly roasting every other character on the show and cheering herself on in the meantime.
Cheryl’s blatant self confidence, sass and deadly one-liners are #goals for many dedicated fans. Not only is she confident, rich and popular, she’s a powerful icon. She really gives her all in everything she does, and, most of the time, has the upper hand.
Here’s a list of 20 of the best savage Cheryl Blossom quotes that will remind you why you’re ready to join her new gang, the Pretty Poisons.
1. She tells it like it is.
“I think she’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
2. She’s always up for a challenge.
“You’re welcome to challenge me. But you’ll lose.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
3. She doesn’t need excuses to be herself.
“I’m Cheryl Blossom aka Cheryl Bombshell. Which means I need no reasons. I simply am.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
4. She’s the life of the party.
“Did you really think you could have a party without inviting moi?” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
5. She’s someone we can look up to (sometimes).
“I want to be a role model for all people. Even the ones who need makeup really badly.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
6. She’s not afraid to make enemies.
“And you’ve got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
7. She doesn’t keep her feelings inside.
“My claustrophobia acts up in small houses.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
8. She calls out men.
“I like that we say ‘oh man’ to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
9. She knows her worth.
“I’m too cute and all the other girls are jealous.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
10. She’s brutally honest.
“Hobo. Bride of the hobo.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
11. She makes vanity look good.
“Never pass a mirror without looking in it.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale
12. She knows what she likes.
“The answer is a double-cherry-on-top no.” — Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale