Hey Grinch… we see you.
If you are looking for the best Christmas memes and holiday tweets to share to make you laugh, look no further.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized that Christmas time kind of sucks. Ok, Ok, I know I sound like The Grinch and all, but hear me out.
Now that I know that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, (thanks a lot, my 10 year-old, nosy, detective self), that all of those Christmas cookies WILL go right to my butt and that buying gifts equals credit card debt, I’m just not that thrilled when December rolls around.
Christmas used to be a magical time for me filled with family, school parties, ALL OF THE CANDY and presents that people gave without expecting something in return. It was AWESOME.
What I CAN offer, though, are some pretty hilarious, funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes that can help you lighten the mood this year.
When your mom is hounding you about what you’re bringing to Christmas dinner, or when the staff at the stores you shop at are being less than jolly, hit them with one of these funny holiday quotes.
If you find the light-up sweaters and antler headbands to be an appalling display of Christmas cheer, get one of these hilarious quotes printed on a t-shirt and rep. the holiday in your own way. Plus, the funny Christmas sayings could help you with gift ideas as you could get them printed on mugs, stockings or underwear — because we all know we’re not alone in this grinchy-spirit.
Also, if you want to make your Christmas cards a little more memorable this year, adding one of these sassy Christmas quotes could do the trick.
So, when you find yourself sobbing into a cup of hot cocoa and wanting to punch every Santa that even looks in your direction, just read one of these funny quotes and remember that it will all be over soon; until next year.
Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It’s like “What do you want this year?” IDK. Financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? A nap would be nice.
Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.
Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
When what to my wondering eyes should appear… but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.
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