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The Best Funny Christmas Quotes And Memes To Brighten Any Grinch’s Holiday

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Hey Grinch… we see you.

If you are looking for the best Christmas memes and holiday tweets to share to make you laugh, look no further.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized that Christmas time kind of sucks. Ok, Ok, I know I sound like The Grinch and all, but hear me out.

Now that I know that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, (thanks a lot, my 10 year-old, nosy, detective self), that all of those Christmas cookies WILL go right to my butt and that buying gifts equals credit card debt, I’m just not that thrilled when December rolls around.

Christmas used to be a magical time for me filled with family, school parties, ALL OF THE CANDY and presents that people gave without expecting something in return. It was AWESOME.

What I CAN offer, though, are some pretty hilarious, funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes that can help you lighten the mood this year.

When your mom is hounding you about what you’re bringing to Christmas dinner, or when the staff at the stores you shop at are being less than jolly, hit them with one of these funny holiday quotes.

If you find the light-up sweaters and antler headbands to be an appalling display of Christmas cheer, get one of these hilarious quotes printed on a t-shirt and rep. the holiday in your own way. Plus, the funny Christmas sayings could help you with gift ideas as you could get them printed on mugs, stockings or underwear — because we all know we’re not alone in this grinchy-spirit.

Also, if you want to make your Christmas cards a little more memorable this year, adding one of these sassy Christmas quotes could do the trick.

So, when you find yourself sobbing into a cup of hot cocoa and wanting to punch every Santa that even looks in your direction, just read one of these funny quotes and remember that it will all be over soon; until next year.

Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It’s like “What do you want this year?” IDK. Financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? A nap would be nice.


Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.


Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?


When what to my wondering eyes should appear… but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.


The reason

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40 Funny Christmas Memes & Quotes To Get You Through The Holidays

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Don’t let the holiday stress get the best of you.

Christmas time is one of the most joyous and stressful times of the year. Yes, you’re often surrounded by friends and family but you’re also juggling events and your planner probably doesn’t have much empty space. In the midst of all the holiday chaos, we often turn to memes and quotes to get us through times like this and bring a smile to our face.

Getting together with relatives and buying gifts for loved ones can be overwhelming. More often than not you or your family members are traveling and your holiday schedule hardly leaves time to eat.


1. There’s nothing like a little wine to ease the stress.

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” —​ Unknown


2. Santa sees everything, including your Instagram account.

“Santa saw your Instagram pictures you’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.” — ​Unknown


3. The guilt is real.

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.” —​ Unknown


4. Outfits are a deal deal this time of year.

“You’ve got a lot of balls coming in here dressed like that.” —​ Unknown


5. That’s Christmas in 2018 for you.

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was on their phone.” —​ Unknown


6. My goal is to be as lit as the tree.

“Lets get lit.” — ​Unknown


7. Rum is your best friend around Christmas time.

“Let’s put rum in pa-rum, pum, pum, pum.” — ​Unknown


8. Christmas trees and pets don’t mix well.

“Thank goodness your home … the Christmas tree fainted.” — Unknown


9. When you know that your house will be a mess the next day.

“Dear Santa, Please bring me a self-cleaning house for Christmas this year. Thank you.” — ​Unknown


10. It’s an expensive holiday…

“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.” — ​Unknown


11. He keeps mixing the two up.

“Dear Santa. This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.” — ​Unknown


12. I need more than a hug, Buddy.

“Does somebody need a hug? ” — ​Buddy the Elf


13. It’s the naughtiest time of the year.

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