shayarisms4lovers June18 263 - 25 Funny Captions For Instagram Selfies To Make Your Followers LOL

25 Funny Captions For Instagram Selfies To Make Your Followers LOL

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Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor.

“But first, let me take a selfie.”

Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as selfies.

Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be.

We see selfies all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze.

And when you feel like posting one yourself, it can be tough to think of just the right funny quotes or saying to use as the perfect caption for your pics.

Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then?

There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie, too.

Maybe you’re on a fabulous vacation somewhere and want to share it with our friends, family, and followers.

Or you could just be having a really great hair and makeup day and need some photo documentation. No shame.

But again, even if you’ve studied up on how to capture a fantastic selfie for Instagram, you may have absolutely no idea what caption to put with it. Sure, you can be all aloof with some random reference that no one else will understand, but that’s no fun.

If you have a great sense of humor, why not show that off with a hilariously funny Instagram selfie caption?

If you’re trying to build up your social media following or are looking for new ways to engage with your followers, funny captions are way more interesting than just saying ‘mood’ or ‘hey’.

It’s social media. It’s okay to have some fun with it. You don’t always need to take yourself so seriously all the time.

If you’re reading this and are thinking, “Yeah, I want to have some witty captions for my selfies,” keep going.

Here is our collection of the 25 best funny quotes and sayings to use as Instagram selfie captions your followers will appreciate.

1. When you take a selfie at the gym.

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.”

2. Appearances are deceiving.

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

3. The ideal

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shayarisms4lovers June18 255 - 30 Relatable Quotes About Acne Everyone Who's Lived With Pimples Can Totally Relate To

30 Relatable Quotes About Acne Everyone Who’s Lived With Pimples Can Totally Relate To

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The moon has acne scars and she is still beautiful, so….

Having acne at any age is pretty traumatizing. From having the occasional pimple here and there to developing severe, cystic acne, hormonal acne or adult acne, it can make you avoid mirrors or cover your face any chance you get. We have all suffered from some sort of acne in our lives, but there are some of us who literally can’t remember having clear skin.

You mean there is a world where I wake up and have smooth, pimple-free skin? Who knew!?

Those who are lucky enough to not suffer from acne, know that us zit warriors have tried everything under the sun to clear our skin. From DIY mud masks, Proactiv, birth control, face steamers, washing our face, not washing our face, etc.

At some point, you just have to accept that your skin is your skin and no matter how hard you try, your body just has to do its thing.

But, where makeup if it makes you feel more confident, or don’t wear makeup if you don’t want to. Surround yourself in a judgment free zone when it comes to your skin.

I know what you’re thinking – yeah, it sucks. But, there are so many people out there who relate to the struggle. No Karen, you can’t relate to the struggle if you got that ONE pimple that ONE time on your lip after kissing some random guy at a party.

So, now we can all agree that acne at any age sucks. But, we can find ways to laugh about it, right? Take a look at these funny, relatable acne quotes about pimples and acne memes that you can use for your instagram captions so you don’t have to worry about facetuning your zits off. Because whatever.

1. When your acne overstays its welcome

“Dear pimples, if you’re going to live on my face, I need to see some rent.” – Unknown

2. Some people are just, so ignorant

“Pretty sure everyone that came over last night asked me what was on the side of my face as if they’ve never seen a zit before.” – Colton Blakley on Twitter

3. The STRESS is REAL

“I think I’m developing stress acne and it is stressing me out so much which is NOT GOOD.” – Evan Edinger on Twitter

4. When the quote hits too

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shayarisms4lovers June18 257 - 25 Delicious Quotes About Coffee To Use As Your Instagram Caption (When You Need Your Daily Dose Of Caffeine)

25 Delicious Quotes About Coffee To Use As Your Instagram Caption (When You Need Your Daily Dose Of Caffeine)

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Lets spill the beans about our favorite drink!

Coffee. You need it. I need it. It starts our day, gets us through the mediocrity of our working hours, and ends a delicious meal. There is never occasion where coffee is inappropriate. And everyone loves it. People write poetry about it.

However, you take your coffee, you are part of an elite group of everybody (give or take) who cannot live without it.

The first record of coffee is from the 15th century. It is said to have originated in the Sufi monasteries of Yemen. The actual word coffee is said to have come about in 1582, from the Dutch word koffie, which came from the Ottoman Turkish kahve, which itself was borrowed from the Arabic word qahwah. Qahwah used to mean “wine” which is interesting because what a lot of people don’t know is that coffee beans are essentially seeds harvested from these little red nuggets that look like grapes!

No matter where you’re from, what time of day you drink it, how you take it, or why you enjoy it, we can all agree that coffee is the most enjoyable necessity of any era. Why do you think there are so many coffee shops everywhere?

Lets all come together and celebrate our favorite drink with these delicious coffee quotes and funny memes that are perfect to use as your instagram caption every time you need your daily dose of caffeine.

1. The only thing I like better than mediocre coffee, is good coffee.

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all” —David Lynch

2. A cup of coffee is a cure all to all of our daily physical and mental ailments.

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape, we didn’t get a good night’s sleep, we’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all of these problems in one delightful little cup” —Jerry Seinfeld

3. Coffee fuels us to get things done.

“I believe humans get a lot done. Not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” —Flash Rosenburg

4. I don’t know what dried roast goat tastes like but I feel this on a deep level.

“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.” —Johann Sebastian Bach

5. A day without coffee is more torturous than any other suffering.

“I

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shayarisms4lovers mar18 88 - 30 Confident, Sassy Quotes That Make The Perfect Instagram Caption For Your Next Selfie

30 Confident, Sassy Quotes That Make The Perfect Instagram Caption For Your Next Selfie

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A picture is worth 1,000 words … but captions are still important.

Struggling to find the perfect, fun selfie caption that shows that you’re both fun and confident? We are here to help!

We get it. You just snapped the perfect selfie (after a million flop ones left in your camera roll), but now you have absolutely no idea what to use as caption. You definitely do not want to repeat yourself, because who does that? But then again, you really want your picture to say how you feel without using your own words.

It certainly is a conundrum.


You obviously do not want to pull well-known (boring) quotes, either, because your selfies are so unique and you are not boring.

Finding quotes that ACTUALLY go with your selfies can be so difficult. For that reason, we have gathered these cute and funny quotes for you to choose from for your next bomb selfie.

So, without further ado, let’s dive in and check out these 30 fun, confident and sassy quotes to put on your selfie captions. Tip: They can definitely be switched up a bit to fit different situations.


1. For when you don’t have it all together.

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”  — Unknown


2. When you are feeling confident and funny.

“I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.” — Unknown


3. And for when you are feeling extra confident.

“Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.” — Unknown


4. When your drink is also in the pic.

“I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.”  — Unknown


5. When you are feeling extra snarky.

“Someday I’m going to eye roll myself into another dimension.” —​ Unknown


6. When your bff is included in your selfie.

“Sexy pictures. Crazy times. Sisters at heart, partners in crime.” — Unknown


7. When you want to show off your happiness.

“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them.” — Unknown


8. When your teeth are sparkling.

“Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.” — Mallory Hopkins


9. When you are dressed to the 9’s.

“I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.” — Unknown


10. When you return to social media after a

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25 Funny Captions To Use For Your Selfies That Will Make Your Followers LOL

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Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor.

But first, let me take a selfie. Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as the selfie.

Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be.

We see them all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze.


Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then?

There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie too. Maybe we are on a fabulous vacation somewhere and want to share it with our friends, family, and followers.  Or we could just be having a really great hair and makeup day and need some photo documentation. No shame.


The thing is though, while we may have managed to capture a fantastic selfie for our Instagram, we can have absolutely no idea what caption to put with it. Sure, we can be all aloof with some random reference that no one else will understand, but that’s no fun.

If you have a great sense of humor, why not show that off with your selfie caption?

If you’re trying to build up your social media following or are looking for new ways to engage with your followers, a funny caption is way more interesting than just saying ‘mood’ or ‘hey’.

It’s social media. It’s okay to have some fun with it too. We don’t always need to take ourselves so seriously all the time.

If you’re reading this and are thinking ‘yeah, I want to have some witty captions for my selfies’, read below for some hilarious ideas for captions to use on your next selfie that your followers will also appreciate.


1. When you take a selfie at the gym.

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” — unknown


2. Appearances are deceiving.

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” unknown


3. The ideal life goals.

“I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.” unknown


4. This is a more accurate take on the famous phrase.

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