shayarisms4lovers June18 258 - 15 Funny Jokes, Sarcastic Quips & Lighthearted Quotes To Lighten The Mood When Things Get Super Heavy

15 Funny Jokes, Sarcastic Quips & Lighthearted Quotes To Lighten The Mood When Things Get Super Heavy

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Life’s tough. Make it funnier.

Life isn’t easy.

There are times where we think absolutely nothing good will happen to us. There are days where it seems everything is falling apart and we can’t seem to get anything right.

With the good moments in life come the bad, and it can be hard to find the light on a dark day. They say laughter is the best medicine, but they also probably haven’t had multiple bad days in a row where nothing seems funny anymore.

When life gets rough, the best thing you can do is find humor and laughter during a bad day. Poke fun at your mistakes and laugh at the unfortunate tale that is your life – you’re not the only one who has ever said something stupid to someone you liked or dealt with the death of a pet. From little life blunders to major tragic events, there is always room for a few laughs that make your sad tears turn into happy ones.

Here are 15 funny quotes about life, sarcastic jokes and witty quips to remind you that even on the darkest of days where things seem super heavy, there is always time for a quick joke between friends to lighten the mood.

We all have bad days – it is fighting to find the good parts in those days that really matter.

1. When you thought you found a next level parking spot on a busy day

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.'” – Tommy Cooper

2. When any birthday past the age of 21 rolls around

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder that will do that for me.” – Stephen Fry

3. Sometimes, the hardest part of the week is simply just a Monday morning

“Tuesday is a terrific day because it means I got through Monday.” – Unknown

4. Anger Management 101

“When you’re angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain

5. When in doubt, wine it out

“Wine is constant proof that God loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

6. Most of our problems are made worse by our over thinking

“I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing

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shayarisms4lovers June18 278 - 25 Quotes From Celebrities About Falling In Love & Staying That Way

25 Quotes From Celebrities About Falling In Love & Staying That Way

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Head over heels in love isn’t just for the rom-coms.

Loving someone is a feeling like no other, but finding the right person to love can be hard sometimes. We’re all on the quest for love and while many of us find it, a lot of us find it with multiple people throughout our lives.

Love and relationships can take a lot of trial and error until you finally find your true, forever kind of love.


You’ll know when you find real love because it will feel different than any other relationship you’ve been in. Loving the right person will feel exactly how everyone describes a happy relationship to be.

Celebrities are just like us in the sense that they also deal with relationships and heartbreak, except it’s even harder for them. They’re trying to find love while being analyzed under the microscope that is fame. Many of us are invested in the love lives of our favorite celebrities. Often the first question out of an interviewer’s mouth is, “who are you dating?” It’s something we’re all curious about.

We want to know how celebrities make it work! There are a lot of celebrity couples and not a lot of them last. That’s why it’s so exciting and rare when we see true love between Hollywood power couples. We all have our own opinions on love and some celebrities like to open up and share their views about it with their fans and the public.

From long-time celebrity lovers to young stars just learning about what the dating world has to offer, here are some love quotes from celebrities about falling in love, if love really lasts forever, and what it’s like to wait for what seems like forever for love to find you.

1. When Kim and Kanye started dating.

“I think you have different soul-mates throughout your life, that your soul needs different things at different times. I do believe in love. I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought.” Kim Kardashian West

2. Lady Gaga feels like you should never let a relationship take over your life and dreams.

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” —…

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shayarisms4lovers June18 112 - 40 Corny Jokes, Funny Puns And Sarcastic Quotes To Brighten Your Day

40 Corny Jokes, Funny Puns And Sarcastic Quotes To Brighten Your Day

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Sometimes we need a little chuckle.

Have you ever just fallen over yourself laughing at some of the corniest jokes that aren’t even funny but they are?

I have.

Some days you just need something completely crazy to make you laugh, even though you don’t feel like you could even find a laughing bone in your body.

Let’s just say my mom is the best. She sends me the craziest things in the world almost every day. We both get going and start trying to see who can find the funniest things. We both get the giggles and it makes the day much more exciting. Sending each other funny jokes or memes makes the day better when we are stressed, tired, emotionally exhausted, have a lot to do, and when we just need some cheering up. It’s a lot of fun to be able to send each other something hilarious to brighten up each other’s days.

Being funny and goofy keeps the days exciting and unpredictable. And let’s be honest, the dirtier the better. Those stick more than anything.

The moral of the story is that there is always a silver lining in life. You can always try to find something to make it better. You can always make someone else’s day better. Count it as a win if you can just get someone to laugh when they are in the midst of chaos. You can make a small impact on someone’s life just by attempting to take their minds off of such hard times. They will remember you the most when they look back because you were the one that made them smile and laugh.

So, this first set is a bunch of clean jokes that can be shared with anyone of any age.

1. A little clothing humor to brighten your day.

“Why did the belt get arrested?” —”He held up a pair of pants!”

2. Abracadabra!

“What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?” —”A labracadabrador!”

3. Splat!

“What happened when the grape crossed the road?” —”There was a traffic jam!”

4. HEHEHE!

“Why did the football coach go to the bank?” —”To get his quarter back!”

5. An innocent picture frame was framed.

“Why did the picture go to jail?” —”Because it was framed!”

6. Get it? Planet, plan it. HEHE.

“How do you throw a space party?” —”You planet!”

7. Commence the

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shayarisms4lovers June18 61 - 31 Hilarious Love Quotes From Comedians That Perfectly Describe Your Crazy Relationship

31 Hilarious Love Quotes From Comedians That Perfectly Describe Your Crazy Relationship

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Because love is funny-strange, but it’s also funny ha-ha.

We have all heard that love is patient and love is kind, but have you ever thought about how hilariously funny love and romantic relationships can be as well?

That’s right. Love can bring a chuckle, giggle or a side-splitting laugh out of just about anyone you’ll meet.

Because when you are in love, you are automatically having a good time. You are with the person you adore the most, and anything you do with them brings a smile to your face, even when they’re annoying you worse than anyone has before!

So naturally, your dating and love life are sure to be full of some downright entertaining moments, and some of the common experiences we all share in loving another can best be summed up with short, funny love quotes about relationships from our favorite comedians and humorists.

Of course, there are also parts of love that don’t seem funny at first, but that you find yourself laughing about it later on.

Bad breakups, fights and misunderstandings may arise and put a strain on things. But once you are able to work through it with your partner, you’re also able to see the humor in the situation.

After all, life would be a lot less interesting if we didn’t operate that way. Could you imagine a humor-less society? Ugh. That would be horrible.

Thank heavens for comedians and their interesting outlook on everything that goes on in our world!

Being able to evaluate hard situations and find a sort of silver lining somewhere within it all is truly a gift. And it’s something we can all learn from, because it’s important to remember not to take everything too seriously. Life is a lot easier to take on when everything isn’t always so big and scary and you can chuckle at situations.

There’s a funny thing about love and relationships … and it’s called everything.

Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the best funny love quotes they’ve spoken or written to prove it. Not only are these phrases hilarious, they’re 100 percent spot-on, and from some of the world’s most famous, influential people to date.

Here are the 31 best short and funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the craziness of dating, sex and relationships.

1. Who your partner really is will always

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