shayarisms4lovers June18 255 - 25 Famous 90s Movie Quotes Every Single Girl Can Relate To

25 Famous 90s Movie Quotes Every Single Girl Can Relate To

Ah, the 90s. It was a simpler time when people didn’t have to worry about things like social media, cell phones and dating apps. Being a single woman these days is exciting, but it can be a struggle too. We are juggling things like careers, friends, dating and sex. Then, of course, there’s the pressure we get from society to fit a certain mold. With social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, women are under more scrutiny than ever before; As if we didn’t already have it hard enough. We are bombarded with reminders of what everyone is accomplishing and maybe we just aren’t there yet. For many of us, a good nostalgia trip watching some of our favorite films from back in the day can be the best medicine after a stressful week. These films taught us about love and life, and they helped shape us into the women we are today. They made us laugh and made us cry. There’s also a good chance they even gave us our first crush too. Yeah, looking at you, Jack Dawson. When we are feeling a bunch of emotions, whether good or bad, sometimes the best way of expressing ourselves can be through quotes. They can be quotes about love, […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 286 - 50 Funny Valentine's Day Memes Everyone Can Appreciate — No Matter What Your Relationship Status Is

50 Funny Valentine’s Day Memes Everyone Can Appreciate — No Matter What Your Relationship Status Is

Happy Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is here! Whether you love or hate this controversial holiday, let’s agree to disagree and celebrate love the best way we know how — with memes! If you’re in a relationship, you’re probably so full of love for your sigificant other that your heart is going to explode! Enjoy this special day. It’s okay to be super cheesy today, especially if it’s your first Valentine’s Day together. It’s a cheesy holiday in general. If you’re single today, you might be feeling a little bitter or just not even care about the holiday. That’s okay, too! Valentine’s Day comes only once a year. I’m single, too, and I promise we will get through it together. Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you can’t spread lots of love to the people you care about most. Vicer versa, just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean you will have a better day than all the single people out there. No matter your status, wish a happy Valentine’s Day to your family, your lover, or, if you and your friends are single today, celebrate with them and turn this day into a “Galentine’s Day” celebration. The possibilities are endless when it comes to […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 184 - 25 Funny Wednesday Memes & Quotes To Get You Through The Rest Of The Week

25 Funny Wednesday Memes & Quotes To Get You Through The Rest Of The Week

They don’t call it Hump Day for nothing. There are two types of people in the world: People who welcome Wednesdays with open arms and those who side-eye the day. There’s really no inbetween. Since 1965, people have referred Wednesday as “Hump Day” because it officially marks the middle of the week and that the weekend is nearing. Once you get to Hump Day, the week only seems to get better because the freedom of Friday feels so much closer. You just have to make it to the weekend so you don’t have to worry about your co-worker putting your stapler into jello or respond to the email labeled as “urgent” from Tuesday. Wednesdays can put people through a lot of different emotions. For some, the week will feel like it’s going fast but for others, it’s going to feel like it’s dragging. Congrats, you got through the first half of the week! But now you have to get through the rest of it, you feel me? It’s a love-hate relationship. Wednesdays also mark the return of cult-favorite shows like Riverdale so you can count on Jughead to accompany you as you grub on your dinner plate. Or better yet, you can reward […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 63 - 50 Funny Pick Up Lines To Use The Next Time You're Flirting With Someone

50 Funny Pick Up Lines To Use The Next Time You’re Flirting With Someone

Everyone loves the funny guy. In a world of technology filled with dating apps like Tinder, Bumble and Grindr, it’s hard to imagine a time when people actually verbally asked one another out on dates. Nowadays, you instantly have access to thousands of potential suitors with one small swipe of a finger. But is this really a good thing? My personal Tinder experience has been nothing but a bunch of dead-beats and dead-ends. It seems like every guy I’ve talked to is looking for a casual hookup, and even if they say they’re looking for something more, it’s typically just a line. I’ve spent hours swiping through guy after guy, but at this point it seems more like a game than a dating service. It’s something my roommate and I do for fun when we’re bored on a week night, neither of us expecting to find our future husband. Don’t get me wrong, I’m well aware that there are some real Tinder romances out there. I’ve just come to the realization that this kind of dating is personally not my style, and I know I’m not the only one. I’ve never really been one for texting or direct messaging. I’m much more of a “let’s hangout” kinda […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 222 - 25 Best Quotes & Funny Memes From Stand-Up Comedian, Jerry Seinfeld

25 Best Quotes & Funny Memes From Stand-Up Comedian, Jerry Seinfeld

He turned a show about nothing into something. Who is Jerry Seinfeld? Jerry Seinfeld is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer best known for his work on the 90s hit sitcom Seinfeld. Through his comedy work over the years, he has given us plenty of funny quotes and memes as well. Jerry started his career off modestly at open mic nights in the late 70s, eventually appearing on The Tonight Show in 1981. He got his own television special in 1987. Following that, Jerry paired up with fellow comedian Larry David to develop a show for NBC and alas, Seinfeld was born in 1989. Since his huge success with Seinfeld, Jerry has written the New York Times Best-Seller SeinLanguage in 1993 and continued to do more stand-up comedy shows later that decade. He also co-wrote, and starred in Bee Movie as the voice of Barry B. Benson in 2007. Seinfeld married his wife, Jessica Seinfeld, in 1999, who he shared three children with — Sascha, Julian, and Shepherd. Recently, Jerry Seinfeld has mostly focused on his show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, which began in 2012 and was picked up by Netflix last year. In 2018, the actor became caught up in a bit of a scandal over the show. He […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 286 - 30 Sarcastic Quotes & Sassy Memes For You To Live By Every Single Day

30 Sarcastic Quotes & Sassy Memes For You To Live By Every Single Day

Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. Life shouldn’t be boring. Comedy and humor can not only help us get through difficult times in our lives, but they can also be a great source for words, smart-ass sayings and sarcastic quotes to live by. The funniest and most sassy quotes can be the coolest life mottos, reminding you to live unapologetically — hands down. They say laughter is the best medicine, right? Well, turns out, it can also be the best inspiration, too. From our favorite comedians and writers, to every corner of the internet, there’s plenty of hilarious quotes for you to find inspiration from. Another great thing about humor is that it can be used for every type of life scenario. From work situations to relationships, funny quotes make life a little more bearable. Another great thing about humor is that it can be used for every type of life scenario. From work situations to relationships, funny quotes make life a little more bearable. A good dose of humor can be a great kick in the butt to remind us of our worth and keep us positive through tough times. Maybe you need a boost of confidence. Pick a […]

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All Hail My Kween! 23 Of The Best Tina Belcher Quotes

Seriously hilarious. When I was a pre-teen, I didn’t have a lot of other girls like me to whom I could look up. I had role models, sure, but they weren’t my peers. I idolized people like Louisa May Alcott and Maya Angelou, but idols is exactly what they were. They were women artists who I worshipped, not the sort of person with whom I could relate because we shared so many similar experiences and a worldview. In my humble estimation, tweens all over the globe are much luckier than I ever was… because they have Tina Belcher. And the Tina Belcher quotes they hear are seriously hilarious. If you have never watched Bob’s Burgers, two things: one, please rectify this. The second is that I need to explain to you that Tina Belcher is the tweenaged eldest daughter of Bob and Linda Belcher. She’s a charming dork with pin-sized eyes that blink up at the world from behind Coke-bottle-thick glasses. She’s in the midst of a frenzied adolescence which means she feels everything very deeply — from zombies to unicorns, to the butts of the young men for whom she pines. WATCH: Bob’s Burgers Top 10 Funniest Tina Belcher Moments I remember being 12 and […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 163 - 25 Funny Quotes About Getting Older That Prove Aging Is A GOOD Thing

25 Funny Quotes About Getting Older That Prove Aging Is A GOOD Thing

You live and learn. We all know it’s coming, but we’re still surprised when the first signs of aging make their debut. The good news is that getting older is not all about wrinkles, creaky knees and forgetting why we walked into a room. Like wine, we get better with age. In fact, aging can be a good thing and is kind of funny, too. Getting older can certainly inspire plenty of hilarious and relatable quotes and memes that will surely have you saying, “This is so me!” One day not so long ago, I was minding my own business listening to satellite radio in the car while my husband drove us to whatever our destination was. Then, it happened — the DJ played a Def Leppard song on the classic rock station. How could this be? Classic rock is Led Zepplin and The Rolling Stones. They were the songs of my parent’s generation and so much older than me. Surely the music I listened to could not be considered classic rock, but here we are. That’s when I realized I’m getting old. On the plus side, aging doesn’t happen in a flash. It’s a process. Life is a journey and we’re meant to learn from it every step of the way. The key […]

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shayarisms4lovers mar18 59 - 30 Funny New Year Memes & New Year's Eve Quotes To Start The Year Off Right

30 Funny New Year Memes & New Year’s Eve Quotes To Start The Year Off Right

Laugh your way into 2019. I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with the new year. I love that people are excited to leave the past behind and focus on the future. There is a universal chance at a fresh start and that’s awesome. Some people take to the streets to celebrate while others go to social media to post their New Year’s resolutions. Everyone seems happy. On the flip side, a ton of people are screaming “new year, new me,” when often times they will be the same person with the same old habits. It never fails. Hearing it year after year can be a little bit exhausting. But once that gets pushed to the side, I realize that overall people just want a reason to be able to change. The new year gives them that opportunity and no one can be mad at that. Aside from the drinks to be had and the kisses to be exchanged, the new year brings us something even greater to be excited about — memes! They are guaranteed to make us laugh as we will find at least one that is scarily relatable. Memes are known for tackling the things that everyone has been […]

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shayarisms4lovers mar18 86 - The Best Funny Christmas Quotes And Memes To Brighten Any Grinch's Holiday

The Best Funny Christmas Quotes And Memes To Brighten Any Grinch’s Holiday

Hey Grinch… we see you. If you are looking for the best Christmas memes and holiday tweets to share to make you laugh, look no further. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized that Christmas time kind of sucks. Ok, Ok, I know I sound like The Grinch and all, but hear me out. Now that I know that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, (thanks a lot, my 10 year-old, nosy, detective self), that all of those Christmas cookies WILL go right to my butt and that buying gifts equals credit card debt, I’m just not that thrilled when December rolls around. Christmas used to be a magical time for me filled with family, school parties, ALL OF THE CANDY and presents that people gave without expecting something in return. It was AWESOME. What I CAN offer, though, are some pretty hilarious, funny Christmas quotes and holiday memes that can help you lighten the mood this year. When your mom is hounding you about what you’re bringing to Christmas dinner, or when the staff at the stores you shop at are being less than jolly, hit them with one of these funny holiday quotes. If you find the light-up sweaters and antler headbands to […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 271 - 25 Funny Winter Memes & Quotes About The Winter Solstice To Distract You From The Bitter Cold

25 Funny Winter Memes & Quotes About The Winter Solstice To Distract You From The Bitter Cold

Winter is coming! Well, I guess it’s here now, actually. It may have felt like Winter for some of you who live farther north than myself, but for those of us who don’t get any seasonal changes (I live in Florida, where the seasons are Spring, Hell, Hurricanes and Rain) it can be difficult to tell when it’s actually Winter (and not just a random day with a 30 degree temperature drop that will be back to 90 by noon). Luckily thanks to some smart-aleck memes that sarcastically tell us the difference between what feels like winter and the actual first day of winter, we’ve learned that it starts on the longest night of the year — the Winter Solstice on December 21. But winter — for most people who don’t spend the majority of their time laying on the beach — is a really big deal, filled with snow, ice, shovels, layers of clothes, heaters, glass scrapers and fireplaces. So it’s understandable why the coldest season of the year doesn’t seem to get as much praise as its warmer counterparts. With the exception of everyone feeling gitty with cheer during the holidays and singing songs like “Let It Snow” and “White Christmas”, Winter actually looks pretty miserable. I mean, have […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 278 - 50 Best Life Quotes & Funny Sayings To Help You Stay Positive

50 Best Life Quotes & Funny Sayings To Help You Stay Positive

Don’t be a negative nancy. Remaining positive when life seems to be constantly kicking you down is hard. Many of us, myself included, tend to let all the negative energy consume us. We start to give up on ourselves and our dreams as we continue to feel like nothing we do is good enough. We feel like we aren’t making any progress. We begin to settle and think that maybe we just aren’t meant to be truly happy. Maybe we have made too many bad decisions, and this is life’s way of paying us back. But it is just when we get to this moment of defeat that we must fight the hardest to pick ourselves back up. We must find a way to become motivated again, find a reason to keep pushing forward. There are many ways to do this, including turning to funny life quotes and popular sayings about life to keep hope alive. Life quotes have a way of reminding us that we are not alone. They remind us that there are a ton of people all over the world who feel exactly the same way that we do. We find some comfort in that. We can […]

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shayarisms4lovers mar18 60 - 50 Thanksgiving Memes & Funny Quotes To Share Through The Holiday Weekend

50 Thanksgiving Memes & Funny Quotes To Share Through The Holiday Weekend

If anything, your friends and family will be grateful for your refreshing sense of humor. Thanksgiving is finally here! It’s a fabulous holiday in which we get to eat turkey and lots of delicious food with friends and family. And lucky for us, it’s also a very meme-worthy holiday. When it comes to the holidays, there are plenty of thoughtful Thanksgiving quotes and funny Thanksgiving memes that perfectly represent the dynamics of this celebratory feast of gratitude. There’re certainly plenty of aspects of Thanksgiving that we can find the humor in. From the over-indulgence of food to the stress of being around relatives, there’s no funny meme or thoughtful quote left behind. In this divisive political climate, Thanksgiving has simultaneously become a holiday in which debates about politics can also take center stage. Even more ironic is the fact that the holiday is so close to Election Days. Naturally, there’s hilarious Thanksgiving memes and quotes for that part of Thanksgiving family gatherings as well. According to History.com, Thanksgiving originated in 1621 when the Plymouth Colonists and the Wampanoag Native Americans shared an autumn harvest feast together. Over 200 years later, it was officially proclaimed a national holiday by President Abraham Lincoln in 1863 — and ever since families and […]

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shayarisms4lovers June18 147 - 20 Funny Quotes Your Short Girlfriend Will Appreciate To The Fullest

20 Funny Quotes Your Short Girlfriend Will Appreciate To The Fullest

Not short — fun sized! Pint Sized and highly prized! If you’re in a relationship with a short gal you know that what they lack in height they surely don’t lack in personality! You’ve never really cared about her height, even if she did. But now is a good time to show just how much you love her everything about her! Why not do it with quotes and memes as awesome as she is? No matter their size, they are the most beautiful, funny, and special woman to you in the whole world. With that much love for her, you’ll want to make her feel that way all the time. Well, if that’s your prerogative, look no further because we’ve gathered some of the best memes and short girl quotes that you can send to your lady. Finding material like this that is specially crafted for her will definitely earn you major points! So browse through and see what you can find and give your short girlfriends the compliments they deserve. 1. Size has nothing to do with fierceness. “And though she be but little, she is fierce.” — Shakespeare 2. Crazy in love! “Every tall guy as a short girl that drives him crazy.”  3. Plain […]

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25 Funny Captions To Use For Your Selfies That Will Make Your Followers LOL

Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor. But first, let me take a selfie. Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as the selfie. Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be. We see them all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze. Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then? There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie too. Maybe we are on a fabulous vacation somewhere and want to share it with our friends, family, and followers.  Or we could just be having a really great hair and makeup day and need some photo documentation. No shame. The thing is though, while we may have managed to capture a fantastic selfie for our Instagram, we can have absolutely no idea what caption to put with it. Sure, we can be all aloof with some random reference that no one else will understand, but that’s no fun. If you have […]

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