shayarisms4lovers June18 228 - 30 Best, Most Relatable Kourtney Kardashian Quotes About Love, Life, And Family Values

30 Best, Most Relatable Kourtney Kardashian Quotes About Love, Life, And Family Values

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As the eldest of the Kardashian siblings, it’s clear she’s the wisest.

We’ve been watching the Kardashian and Jenner family grow up for the last decade. Along with the laughs, tears, and shock, we’ve come to learn that these siblings can say some of the most blunt, insane, and down right most relatable things we’ve ever heard on television.

In particular, Kourtney Kardashian seems to have no filter when it comes to saying exactly how she feels. As most of us have these thoughts anyway (and keep them there), we’d like to applaud her for always speaking her truth.

Read on as we list 30 of the best Kourtney Kardashian quotes, and why the eldest sibling is our honorary spirit animal. 

1. When communication is a challenge

“I mean, we’re not talking, and normally we talk.”

2. And with a nice glass of wine in hand

“I feel fine. I just cry myself to sleep every night.”

3. When you overanalyze every detail

“It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.”

4. Being let in on all the deets

“I have my sources.”

5. No new friends

“That personality just doesn’t vibe with others.”

6. Creating awkward situations, like it’s a hobby

“Alright, I’m going to make urination sample.”

7. Sometimes it’s fun to third wheel 

“I just took it upon myself to tag along.”

8. Avoiding anything confrontational

“If someone’s, like, trying to get deep with me about something, I’m just like, no, no, no, no.”

9. Have you heard of texting?

“Your conversations are too long, bye.”

10. Trying to make excuses for your friend who’s just been ghosted

“She’s probably not answering because she stole the dog and she’s on the run.”

11. When your parents ask how your job is doing, who you’re dating, or if you’ve thought about settling down…

“My vibe right now is just living life.”

12. Being out of touch with technology

“We’re gonna Snapchat!”

13. When someone’s talking dish about your BFF

“She’s kinda like a ride or die kinda biotch.”

14. As your boss asks what you’re doing

“I’m not just sitting here dilly-dallying.”

15. When you haven’t had a carb since 2017

“I just lose weight.”

16. On a Friday

“I’m leaving at 4PM and I don’t care what anybody else says.”

17. When someone brings up politics

“Anyways…”

18. When you’re right, you’re right

“My way

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shayarisms4lovers June18 189 - 25 Funny (And Totally Relatable) Quotes From The Kardashians

25 Funny (And Totally Relatable) Quotes From The Kardashians

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Relatable quotes from the most unrelatable family.

The Kardashians are one family many people love to hate. Lots of people say they’re famous for no reason, but I think that’s a talent in itself. Being able to build your own brand out of just having an entertaining, gorgeous, rich family is pretty impressive. What’s even more impressive is that they somehow managed to be one of the most famous families in the world with millions of devoted fans.

They might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but the Kardashian family sure knows how to bring us some great reality TV. Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been airing for over 10 years now and there are too many iconic scenes to name. Between Khloe’s sassiness, Kim’s overdramatic behavior at times, and Kourtney’s genius lines, there’s been so many hilarious Kardashian quotes and funny memes and gifs all over the internet that many of us can relate to.


Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a guilty pleasure! It’s addicting and reality TV can actually act like an escape from reality, ironically enough. When watching the Kardashians, one gets to dive into their world and be a part of it for an hour… or 20 (admit it!). They live very exciting lives and sometimes it’s fun to daydream about what it would be like to know them personally.

Even though the Kardashians have status and they’re loaded with money, they somehow still manage to be relatable to us “normal” people. We all get annoyed with family sometimes, we all go through relationship issues, and we all have fights with our sisters and friends and the people we love. It’s a part of life, no matter how rich or how famous you are.


The Kardashians are really good at expressing the emotions we all feel! They say some funny things and lucky for us, their reality show has captured all the ridiculous quotes they’ve said over the years.

Here are 25 hilariously relatable Keeping Up With The Kardashians “kuotes.” 


1. When someone tries to ruin your day.

“Honey, I could care less.” — Kourtney Kardashian 

2. When you’ve been at work for way too long.

“I just want to get out of here and go to my bed.” — Khloé Kardashian

3. When you’re addicted to online shopping.

“Shopping online is like the greatest invention of life.” — Kim Kardashian 

4. When you

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