Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind.
For bachelors, going to a wedding is a great place to meet women, all while celebrating the bride and groom. And when you have a lot of single friends, you have many more opportunities to meet the one. On the other hand, there are some men who prefer to just have flings with women they meet at weddings. It’s a refined skill, and not every guy is good at it.
But in 2005, when the movie Wedding Crashers came out, it became sort of a guide for single men trying to have sex with women. Whether it was a bridesmaid, a family member, or another guest, Wedding Crashers gave tons of tips on how to be a womanizer, sneak into weddings, and bring home a babe.
Of course, in the film, not everything goes according to plan. Vince Vaughn’s character, Jeremy Grey, falls in love with Gloria, the sister of Claire, whom John Beckwith, Owen Wilson’s character, is smitten with. The two men find themselves at odds with one another, questioning their set of wedding crasher rules.
It’s been 14 years since the film’s release, and to celebrate this anniversary, as well as wedding season, here are some of our favorite Wedding Crashers quotes that will no doubt make you laugh, and maybe believe in love again.
Of course, it wouldn’t be right if we didn’t start with the best John Beckwith quotes from the film…
1. Advice we should all follow
“Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”
3. The perfect way to schmooze
“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”
4. Way to be a bummer
“Love doesn’t exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ‘cause I don’t think friendship exists either.”
5. It was still funny
“I’m sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don’t even know what that meant.”
6. Yeah, that’s not good
“Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here.”
Then again, how could we forget these Jeremy Grey words of wisdom?
7. Way to label
“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well …Continue Reading