28 Best Paris Hilton Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Say, ‘That’s Hot’

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She’s funnier than you might think.

How can you not love Paris Hilton? She does it all. Paris is a businesswoman, socialite, model, singer, actress, fashion designer, DJ, and media personality.

Paris Hilton’s almost always been famous (being great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton — founder of Hilton Hotels), but a time that really shot her into the limelight — whether or not she wanted the attention — was in 2003, when a private recording of her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon leaded.

The sex tape was later branded 1 Night in Paris, but instead of shying away from the spotlight, she used that newfound fame to help launch her reality television career with friend Nicole Richie by bringing “The Simple Life” series to FOX.

“The Simple Life” followed two rich girls, Richie and Hilton, leave their money behind to go stay with a family on a farm for five weeks. They had to get jobs, do chores, and try to live a normal life, which was surprisingly hilarious to watch because they didn’t know how to do any of those things.

Paris is also a fashion icon. In the early 2000s, the paparrazi often snapped pictures of her rocking a juicy couture tracksuit paired with a bedazzled Von Dutch hat. Although she owns a lot of clothes, her assistant at the time, Kim Kardashian, would organize her closet for her. However, Paris gave back to Kim by teaching her the ropes on how to become famous — and she is one of the reasons Kim Kardashian is so famous today.

Aside from working closely with Kim, Paris often got photographed partying out with her friends, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan.

In 2005, Paris secured a role in the horror film House of Wax. A year later, she released her first album, Paris, and it reached number six on the Billboard 200. In 2008, Paris came back to reality television with her own show called “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF”, which was a competition show where she searched for her new best friend. Soon after, she came out with two more reality shows, “The World According to Paris” and “Hollywood Love Story”, both only airing for one season.

In 2012, Paris Hilton became a DJ at Brazil’s Pop Music Festival. From 2013 to 2017, Paris had a residency at the Amnesia Nightclub in Ibiza, and she was the highest-paid female DJ in 2014. Most recently, she appeared in the Netflix documentary, “American Meme”.

Paris Hilton is incredibly intelligent and humorous, and has used these qualities to make a successful career for herself. We can learn a lot from heiress Paris Hilton by reflecting on the best funny memes and best Paris Hilton quotes we could never forget:

1. That’s hot.

“If you don’t even know what to say, just be like, ‘that’s hot.'”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

2. Paris is gorgeous and she knows it.

“You look gorgeous, Paris”Paparazzi

“I know.”Paris Hilton

3. Call me.

“I pretend to be on the phone all the time so people don’t talk to me.”Paris Hilton

4. We’re obsessed.

“It’s not my fault if people are still obsessed with me.”Paris Hilton

5. Blondes do it better.

“I think blondes are the most beautiful women in the world.”Paris Hilton

6. When shopping is literally life.

“People always ask me like ‘do you work out’ and I’m like no, I shop.”Paris Hilton

7. Gimme more.

“I like attention.”Paris Hilton

8. Paris helped launch Kim Kardashian’s career.

“Kim I need you to clean and organize my entire closet.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

“Yes Paris.”Kim Kardashian, “The Simple Life”

9. Nothing better than partying for a living.

“I invented getting paid to party.”Paris Hilton

10. Farm life isn’t always fun.

“I hate it here. I’m gonna murder myself.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

11. Reading a magazine by the pool is #goals.

“This is so much better than having to work. I love it.”Paris Hilton

12. Apparently Paris and Lindsay Lohan aren’t getting along anymore.

“Are you and Lindsay still friends?”Paparazzi

“She is dead to me.”Paris Hilton

13. Live life like it’s your birthday.

“The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.” Paris Hilton

14. If you’re bored, then you’re probably boring.

“The only rule is: don’t be boring.”Paris Hilton

15. Be you.

“Life is too short to blend in.”Paris Hilton

16. Confidence is key.

“No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.”Paris Hilton

17. Paris is a fashion icon.

“I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.”Paris Hilton

18. She’s smarter than she lets off.

“I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. Be we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes.”Paris Hilton

19. When you’ve never been to a Walmart.

“Wal-mart … do they, like, make walls there?”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

20. Paris isn’t known for being mean.

“A true heiress is never mean to anyone, except a girl who steals your boyfriend.”Paris Hilton

21. But she’s got her haters.

“When people you don’t even know hate you, that’s when you know you’re the best.”Paris Hilton

22. You are a pink starburst.

“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”Paris Hilton

23. Mirrors are a girls best friend.

“Never pass a mirror without looking in it.”Paris Hilton

24. Housework? No thanks.

“When you’re older and you don’t want to do housework, just do everything wrong. Because then, you won’t be asked to do it again.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

25. Grocery stores obviously need to get their priorities straight.

“Do they sell Marc Jacobs or Chanel in this grocery store?”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

26. Housewife Paris isn’t really a thing.

“I hope you all like the dinner I ironed.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

27. Environmental Paris.

“That is Earth. It’s hot. Don’t pollute.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”

28. Pays pays her condolences a little differently.

“I was at a funeral yesterday …”Man on bus

“That’s hot.”Paris Hilton, “The Simple Life”