30 Best Office Quotes Of All-Time For All The Dunderheads In The Room

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today. You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere quote a line or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

1. Same Michael, same.

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

2. Sometimes you just gotta.

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

3. Spoken like a true member of the Beyhive.

“I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

4. It is really on.

“Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard (The Office)

5. That’s the mature thing to do.

“I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

6. We can all relate.

“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

7. Uh-oh.

“One day Michael came in and comlained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert (The Office)

8. Seriously: how many times can we shrink a cake?

“Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone (The Office)

9. Eating is what truly makes us all happy.

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly (The Office)

10. We all can agree we feel that way about him.

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

11. I guess that works…

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute (The Office)

12. Straight savage.

“I stopped caring a long time ago.” — Creed Bratton (The Office)

13. You’re just not advanced enough to laugh at my jokes.

“It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

14. All my negative peeps unite.

“The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. I’m going to die.” — Stanley Hudson (The Office)

15. Well said.

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

16. Well, technically he’s right.

“You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.” — Dwight Schrute (The Office)

17. The perfect recipe.

“Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica” — Jim Halpert (The Office)

18. I agree with that on a spiritual level.

“I understand nothing.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

19. Duh.

“What are your weaknesses?” “I don’t have any, a–hole.” — Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

20. #Looking at the bright side.

“I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number.” — Kevin Malone (The Office)

21. No one said the goal had to be hard.

“For my new year’s resolution, I gave up drinking during the week.” — Meredith Palmer (The Office)

22. He was close enough?

“Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm.” — Michael Scott (The Office)
“Another worm, like, are they friends?” — Jim Halpert (The Office)

23. He is a dreamer.

“An office is a place where dreams come true.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

24. Aint that the truth.

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” — Andy Bernard (The Office)

25. And I just like to eat cupcakes.

“I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” — Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

26. #DailyFeels.

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” — Stanley Hudson (The Office)

27. This should be my catchphrase.

“I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

28. What we want to really say to most people.

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.” — Andy Bernard (The Office)

29. He just wants to live his best life.

“I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” — Kevin Malone (The Office)

30. And last but certainly not least.

“That’s what she said.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

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