Happy Caffeine Awareness Month!
March is caffeine awareness month. It is during this time that people are supposed to break down the amount of caffeine they are consuming and realize the effects it can have on their health. The goal is to at least be able to make an informed decision about what is being put into the body. But when something tastes and feels good, how much more do you need to know?
Take coffee for example. The drink we love to depend on. We know that coffee makes us feel alive when we need it most.
We know that it helps us get through a long day, making us feel warm on the inside so that we can be nice to people on the outside. We know that we can depend on coffee because it seems to understand that sometimes we just need a little extra push in life to keep moving forward. Coffee really is the best friend a person could ever ask for.
Coffee is there to lift us up and enhance our awesomeness when we are feeling down, it’s a no brainer that we wouldn’t dare part ways with it. It is a lifeline that deserves to be called day in and day out. People who don’t drink coffee don’t understand the attachment to it. While they are busy referring to us as addicts, they don’t even realize that they are missing out on a chance to experience caffeinated magic. The type of magic that is said to only be possible in movies. Like true love’s kiss that releases Snow White from her death-like sleep, coffee is the kiss that awakens our spirits. It is a precious cure.
So, if you are one of the people who couldn’t imagine life without coffee…here are 40 memes that’ll have you dying of laughter as you realize why you love coffee so much. Consume on.
1. Coffee has a friend in me.
“Hello darkness, my old friend.” — Unknown
2. The best gift nature could give.
“Ahhhhh, coffee! Natures littles kiss of goodness.” — Unknown
3. Coffee has magical powers.
“How coffee makes me feel.” — Unknown
4. Guaranteed to take all your worries away.
“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drinking coffee for the rest of the day.” — Unknown
5. Keep the cups coming.
“Coffee!!! I need more coffee!!!!” — Unknown
6. It’s what’s in the cup that matters..
“I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty — is there coffee in it?” — Unknown
7. You don’t want to know who I am without coffee.
“Life without coffee is like me without sleep. Neither are recommended.” — Unknown
8. All hail the bean water.
“Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairytales aren’t real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans and it brings me back to life.” — Unknown
9. This is no joking matter.
“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.” — Unknown
10. Caffeine makes me a normal human being.
“With enough caffeine, I can
rule the world. dress myself and use my grownup manners.” — Unknown
11. They’re a keeper.
“If you love somebody, let them go…If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.” — Unknown
12. Coffee is a morning necessity.
“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.” — Unknown
13. Admit that you’re a loyal customer.
“Support your local caffeine dealers.” — Unknown
14. Coffee is coffee.
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
15. There’s a size for every amount of sleep deprivation.
“Slept 8-10 hours 8oz. Slept 5-7 hours 12oz. What is sleep? 16oz.” — Unknown
16. Please insert coffee to continue.
“Loading…” — Unknown
“I take my coffee with two scoops of it’s too early for this shit and a splash of zip it until noon.” — Unknown
18. Coffee keeps me sane.
“Coffee is a gift to myself. It says, here’s something to make your day a little better. Please don’t get arrested.” — Unknown
19. My favorite poem.
“Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee.” — Unknown
20. I’m desperate.
“Help me, caffeine. You’re my only hope.” — Unknown
21. And probably not tomorrow, either.
“A day may come when I get enough sleep and don’t need coffee, but it is not this day.” — Unknown
22. I didn’t ask for your opinion.
“The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee.” — Unknown
23. It’s hard to tell.
“Did I run out of caffeine or are you really this boring.” — Unknown
24. Same thing.
“I eat salad every day. Bean salad. Coffee bean salad. …coffee. I drink coffee every day.” — Unknown
25. It’s tradition.
“No I’m not a coffee addict. I’m a caffeine-based life form and as such, I must honor the ways of my people.”—Nanea Hoffman
26. Number four is code red.
“The four types of fear: 1. Terror 2. Panic 3. Username or password is incorrect. 4. We’re out of coffee.” — Unknown
27. God forbid my coffee spills…
“I don’t exercise… It makes my coffee spill…” — Unknown
28. 100% positive.
“It’s important in life to be positive. Right now I’m positive I need coffee.” — Unknown
29. I wish this was a joke but it’s real life.
“How to summon me on a Monday morning.” — Unknown
30. My zodiac sign is a cappuccino.
“My birthstone is a coffee bean.” — Unknown
31. Coffee mentally prepares me for the day.
“Just a cup or two to get a jump start on all the nuts I have to deal with today.” — Unknown
“You cannot be a true coffee lover until you’ve tried to suck the spilled coffee off of your shirt. Get on my level.” — Unknown
33. Yeah, that sounds much better.
” Addict’ makes it sound so negative. Let’s just say I have a high coffee absorbency rate.” — Nanea Hoffman
34. It’s always the right time to have a cup of coffee.
“Oh my! Look at the time!” — Unknown
35. It’s a vicious cycle.
“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” — Unknown
36. You’re not yourself when you don’t have coffee.
“I’m having an…out of coffee experience.” — Unknown
37. And in need of espresso.
“How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.” — Unknown
38. You mean there are people out there who don’t need coffee? Crazy…
“I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.” — Unknown
39. If it’s not strong I don’t want it.
“Coffee strong.” — Unknown
40. The bigger the cup the better.
“Of course size matters. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.” — Unknown