31 Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship

We’ve all heard that love is patient and love is kind, but have you ever thought about how hilariously funny love and romantic relationships can be as well? As these funny love quotes from comedians prove, love can bring a chuckle, giggle or a side-splitting laugh out of just about anyone you’ll meet.

When you’re in love, you are automatically having a good time. You are with the person you adore the most, and anything you do with them brings a smile to your face, even when they’re annoying you worse than anyone has before! So naturally, your dating and love life are sure to be full of some downright entertaining moments.

Of course, there are also parts of love that don’t seem funny at first, but that you find yourself laughing about it later on. Bad breakups, fights and misunderstandings may arise and put a strain on things. But once you are able to work through it with your partner, you’re also able to see the humor in the situation.

After all, life would be a lot less interesting if we didn’t operate that way. Could you imagine a humor-less society? Ugh. That would be horrible.

Thank heavens for comedians and their interesting outlook on everything that goes on in our world! Being able to evaluate hard situations and find a sort of silver lining somewhere within it all is truly a gift. And it’s something we can all learn from, because it’s important to remember not to take everything too seriously.

There’s a funny thing about love and relationships … and it’s called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the best funny love quotes they’ve spoken or written to prove it. Not only are these phrases hilarious, they’re 100 percent spot-on, and from some of the world’s most famous, influential people to date.

Here are the 31 best funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the hilarious side of relationships.

1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

Who your partner really is will always be revealed.

2. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand

Just look at all the options.

3. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special
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101 Romantic Quotes For People Who Are In Love

The best romantic quotes are those we want to share with the person we love because they seem to almost magically express the sweetest things they make us feel.

The beginning of true love, the falling in love part, gives us starry eyes and the feeling of butterflies in our stomachs. Being firmly and securely in love gives us someone who is our best friend — someone to dance and dine with, someone to adventures with.

Love makes us do things like this …

And as it grows, love gives us a confidante — that special someone to share our deepest, darkest secrets, highest hopes and wildest dreams with.

Love means always having someone around who understands us, even without having to tell them specifically what’s going on in our hearts and minds at any particular moment. Love means having someone who always put you first, even if you yourself don’t. And love assures us that we will never be alone.

It’s for these reasons we write or read sonnets and sing love songs. And it’s why we rounded up this collection of the best romantic love quotes for him or her from poets, authors, famous figures and lovers around the world.

Best Romantic Love Quotes For Him And Her

1. “The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.” — Victor Hugo

2. “There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” ― Sarah Dessen, “The Truth About Forever”

3. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss

4. “‘There is no pretending,’ Jace said with absolute clarity. ‘I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then.’” ― Cassandra Clare, “City of Glass”

5. “You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.” ― Julie de Lespinasse

6. “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you.” ―

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100 Inspirational Love Quotes That Say Exactly What ‘I Love You’ Means

Here’s a little inspiration to tell your love how you really feel.

Here’s the thing about love — it’s hard to put into words, no matter how deeply you feel it for your partner.

Luckily for you, we found 100 of the best, most inspirational love quotes for him or her to make finding different, new and creative ways to say “I love you” a whole lot easier.

Feeling love brings up all kinds of additional emotions that run the gamut from agony to ecstasy.

Loving someone can inspire you to accomplish some of the craziest and most amazing feats you’ll ever undertake.

Being in love can make you feel happier than you’ve ever been, sadder than you’ve ever been, and even angrier than you’ve ever been. It can elate you and deflate you at almost at the exact same time.

However, while most people can recognize the sensations they associate most closely with love fairly easily, finding just the right words to express those feelings is a far more difficult order.

People have searched for centuries to find the right ways to say, “I love you” for the first (or the billionth) time in order to try explaining those butterflies you get in your stomach, that warm fuzzy feeling in your head and that heart skipping a million beats in your chest.

But one thing we do know is that, whether you’ve loved and won or loved and lost, when love is real, it’s always worth it.

And while there are plenty of ways to express your love through body language and nonverbal communication, finding the perfect love quote that sums up exactly what you’re thinking and feeling can be pretty darn amazing.

Luckily, some of the world’s greatest artists, poets, musicians, authors and hopeless romantics (like ourselves) have managed to articulate the magic of love using words so simple and perfect, sharing them with the person you love can mean the world to you both.

Here are 100 of the best, most inspiring love quotes for him or her to share when you’re searching for new, creative ways to say, “I love you.”

1. How love works

“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you forever.” — Nicholas Sparks, “The …

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50 Seriously Cute Love Quotes For Him Or Her To Make Your True Love Smile

Get ready to swoon …

Love varies for all of us. Sometimes, it takes the form of serious affliction. Other times, being in love with someone gives you goose bumps.

And then, of course, there are times when being in love is downright painful.

But right now, It’s time to celebrate the best parts of loving and being loved with the these cute love quotes and sayings that capture the sillier side of romantic relationships.

You know … the adorable goofiness, the so-cute-I-can’t-stand-it-ness, the joyously romantic and inspirational parts of togetherness that all of “the greats” write and speak about.

To help you out, we handpicked this collection of the 50 best cute love quotes for him or her that men and women in relationships can share with their true love.

You’re welcome.

1. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”

— Carroll Bryant

2. “Happiness is a drug. And I want to be your dealer.”

3. “You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

4. “Tell him I’m going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for 10 minutes!”

Homer Simpson

5. “Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.”

6. “Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”

— Candace Bushnell, “Sex and the City”

7. “Love is not about how many days, weeks or moths you’ve been together, it’s all about how much you love each other every day.”

8. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.”

9. “The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”

Markus Zusak

10. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”

Lucille Ball (on Desi Arnaz)

11. “I talk about you like you put stars in the sky.”

12. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”

— A.A. Milne, “Winnie the Pooh”

13. “When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you.”

14. “True love stories

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31 Best Short & Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship

Because love is funny-strange, but it’s also funny ha-ha.

We’ve all heard that love is patient and love is kind, but have you ever thought about how hilariously funny love and romantic relationships can be as well?

That’s right. As any stand up comic can tell you, love can bring a chuckle, giggle or a side-splitting laugh out of just about anyone you’ll meet.

When you’re in love, you are automatically having a good time. You are with the person you adore the most, and anything you do with them brings a smile to your face, even when they’re annoying you worse than anyone has before! So naturally, your dating and love life are sure to be full of some downright entertaining moments.

Of course, there are also parts of love that don’t seem funny at first, but that you find yourself laughing about it later on.

Bad breakups, fights and misunderstandings may arise and put a strain on things. But once you are able to work through it with your partner, you’re also able to see the humor in the situation.

After all, life would be a lot less interesting if we didn’t operate that way. Could you imagine a humor-less society? Ugh. That would be horrible.

Thank heavens for comedians and their interesting outlook on everything that goes on in our world!

Being able to evaluate hard situations and find a sort of silver lining somewhere within it all is truly a gift. And it’s something we can all learn from, because it’s important to remember not to take everything too seriously. Life is a lot easier to take on when everything isn’t always so big and scary and you can chuckle at situations.

There’s a funny thing about love and relationships … and it’s called everything.

Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the best funny love quotes they’ve spoken or written to prove it. Not only are these phrases hilarious, they’re 100 percent spot-on, and from some of the world’s most famous, influential people to date.

Here are the 31 best short and funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the craziness of dating, sex and relationships.

1. Who your partner really is will always be revealed.

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — …

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February 8th Is Propose Day! The 10 Best Love Quotes To Share With Your Soulmate During Valentine Week

Inspirational quotes to help you express how you really feel when you get down on one knee.

If you love all things Valentine’s Day, you’ll be beyond excited to know that in some places in this world, not only is February 14 special, but the entire week ahead is dedicated to romantic displays and expressions of affection.

The romantics of India, Nepal and Bangladesh, for example, celebrate seven days of love known as Valentine Week.

  • February 7: Rose Day
  • February 8: Propose Day
  • February 9: Chocolate Day
  • February 10: Teddy Day
  • February 11: Promise Day
  • February 12: Hug Day
  • February 13: Kiss Day
  • February 14: Valentine’s Day

What is Propose Day, you might ask?

The second day of Valentine Week, February 8 is a day on which it is encouraged to express your love by proposing marriage to your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That’s right, love floats in the atmosphere and ignites everyone’s hearts! Swoon.

So go ahead and make today your big day no matter where you live, because this is the day you have waited for since last year!

You don’t need to rely on any one else’s Propose Day ideas. You can just go with your authentic feelings for your loved one, and express your love your way.

That said, some inspiring love quotes may make it easier if you’re not quite sure what to say.

Just like any other day of the year, Propose Day shouldn’t require finding the perfect rose, gift or sayings for you to go ahead and propose to your mate. It’s all about your true, intense feelings of love and passion.

Here are 10 love quotes you can use as inspiration for your Propose Day proposal to your one true love on February 8, 2020 — rose in hand.

1. “The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare

2. “Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.” — Jean de La Fontaine

3. “True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach

4. “Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love.” — Billy Graham

5. “True love doesn’t come to you, it has to be inside you.” — Julia Roberts

6. “True love cannot be found where it does not exist, nor can it be denied where it does.” — Torquato Tasso

7. “Life is a game and true love is a …

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101 Best Inspirational Romantic Love Quotes For Him Or Her

These will put you both in the mood for some sweet, sweet love.

What do the best, most inspirational love quotes we find for the man or woman we love say about romantic relationships and the sweet ways they make us feel?

The beginnings of true love, the falling in love part, gives us starry eyes and the feeling of butterflies in our stomachs.

Being in love gives us someone even better than a friend, to dance and dine with, someone to adventure with.

It makes us do things like this …

And as it grows, love gives us a confidante — that special someone to share our deepest, darkest secrets and our highest hopes and wildest dreams with — someone who sticks by our side even after hearing all about these things.

Love means always having someone around who understands us, even without having to tell them specifically what’s going on in our hearts and minds at any particular moment. Love means having someone who always put you first, even if you yourself don’t.

It’s these reasons why we want to write sonnets and sing love songs, and why love makes us do things that other people might even think are a little bit crazy. If you’ve ever been in love, you’ll totally understand.

It also inspires some of the best, most inspirational and romantic quotes ever uttered in the English language.

That’s why we rounded up 101 of the best, most inspirational and romantic love quotes for her (and him!) as uttered or written by poets, authors, celebrities and lovers around the world and across time that are perfect to share with the man or woman in your life.

1. It takes you by surprise​

“One day you will kiss a man you can’t breathe without and find that breath is of little consequence.” ― Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

2. No dream could possibly be better

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss

3. Love cannot be faked

“’There is no pretending,’ Jace said with absolute clarity. ‘I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I’ll love you then.’” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

4. It’s instantaneous

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, …

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100 Best Inspirational ‘I Love You’ Quotes About Life With Soulmates For Him Or Her

Need help saying how you feel? We’ve got you.

If you’re looking for the best, most inspirational ‘I love you’ quotes so you can figure out how to say those three little words and tell your soulmate exactly how you feel in a creative, romantic way, you’ve come to the right place.

Finding new ways to say ‘I love you’ to him or her can mean everything between soulmates.

And yet, it may take weeks, months or even years to work up the courage to do so, even when you know it’s probably the most beautiful thing kindred spirits could ever hear.

What is it about expressing authentic feelings of true love and saying such simple words to someone you care about deeply that makes them so powerful?

Well, for one, it’s scary to allow yourself to be vulnerable enough to communicate your most raw feelings to someone. Being honest isn’t always easy, especially when it comes to matters of the heart, but taking even a small moment out of both of your days to share an inspiring love quote you found for him or her about how much life with them really mean to you is always worthwhile.

And, of course, there’s also that fear of regretting never saying it at all. What if you miss your chance at telling them how much they mean to you? What if you part ways and you leave feeling the way you do without ever having said a single word?

No one should ever have to live with the regret of not having told someone how much you love them.

To help you express your feelings in ways that may be a little easier than saying those three big little words, sometimes you just need some inspirational love quotes from others who know how you feel in order to get you started.

We dug around and found 100 of the best “I love you” quotes and sayings to help you express yourself in the most unique and touching ways possible.

There are some easy-to-spot signs that show when you’re ready to say, “I love you,” straight out, but we know that, even when it is the right time, the phrase itself isn’t always easy to say. We hope each love quote below will provide the inspiration you need to share your feelings with the person you love.

Here the 100 best, most

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10 Bible Verses About Dating For Single Christians

Let the Bible be your support system.

Are you a Christian who is dating but wonder why it’s so hard to meet someone and fall in love?

It’s tough to be a single Christian looking for love online. Dating apps like Christian Mingle, Plenty of Fish, eHarmony, and Match.com try to simplify things, but going out on dates can still feel like a lonely and complicated process.

What does the Bible say or where can you find a verse to get advice about dating for single Christians?

We have all been stuck in a rut when it comes to dating and being single and not sure where to go next. Maybe you aren’t being challenged at work, and the days and weeks are dragging by.

Maybe you don’t have a good group of friends, so you turn to a dating app to meet new people. There is no one by your side to share in your successes and failures. Maybe you have started to fall behind in your workouts, and you are feeling self-conscious about gaining a little weight.

Or maybe you’re single. All of these other problems can sometimes be overlooked if you have a partner to share them with. Someone to take on half of your burdens, to lighten your load. And someone whose load you can lighten.

We all want someone there to console us when we need comfort, someone to motivate us to keep going when we feel we can’t take another step, and someone to celebrate us when we succeed.

When we are single and feeling lonely, we think the only way to experience this partnership is in a relationship. But if you turn to the bible there are quite a few verses urging you to turn to the Lord for comfort and peace.

In the Bible, Christians who are dating can learn that God is always by our side. Through prayer, faith, and acts of kindness, you will find yourself on a path to the lord.

It is hard to put yourself out there. When you are feeling all of the effects of loneliness and stress and fatigue, it becomes increasingly difficult to go out and look for the one.

Here are 10 encouraging Bible verses about Christians dating for singles.

1. Christians who are dating must first, look to the Lord.

“But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all …

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What You Should Know Before Dating A Christian Woman, According To The Bible

It certainly won’t be easy.

There are two kinds of people in this world that can be pretty difficult to fall in love with: criminals and Christians. Weird combination right? I’m sure criminals being on that list makes perfect sense to you.

After all, they’re people who committed crimes. It seems like the only other person that could really understand why would be another criminal. But why Christians?

Christians aren’t bad people. They’re taught to be nice and to love everyone and they’re all about spreading God’s word.

That sounds like the perfect person to fall in love with. But the problem with falling for a Christian is while it might seem nice, it might actually be a lot of trouble.

I’m going to specifically talk about men falling for a Christian woman here.

If you happen to be a woman who’s fallen in love with a Christian woman, you’ve got a whole ‘nother battle ahead of you, so I’ll just stick to the men’s side. So what exactly is the problem here?

The idea of falling in love with a Christian woman is similar to when you think the popular girl likes you because she’s nice to you when she’s actually just nice to everyone. It’s not that you’re special to her, she’s just being herself.

The same principle applies to Christians as a whole and in this case, Christian women.

She’s just being nice because she’s supposed to be. That’s what the Bible teaches. Ever hear “love thy neighbor?” —​ Matthew 22:39

But of course, the heart wants what the heart wants, and I certainly won’t stop you from shooting your shot. But, before you fire away, there are a couple of things you need to know.

Specifically, three brutal truths about what it means to love a Christian woman.

1. You will never be the most important person in her life.

While in most relationships the two will always put each other first, in a Christian one it’s all about putting God first.

Quote: “You shall love Yahweh your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your might.” This means that no matter what you do, God will always be first in her heart. —​ Deuteronomy 6:5

Now before you try to get competitive with God, let me remind you that that’s not a bad thing. To her, putting God first is …

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