Corona – Biwi Ke Nakhre

कोरोना ।
बीवियों के नख़रे ।

1, कमरे से बाहर निकलो तो —- अभी झाडू किया था सब बरबाद कर दिया ।
2, लेटो तो —- सारी बैड शीट खराब कर दी आपको बिलकुल ढंग नहीं है ।
3—— कुछ खाने को मांगो तो । अभी दिया तो था ।
4—– घर की Maid को बुलाया तो– क्या चाहिए मुझे बताओ ।
5— TV चलाओ तो — मुझे सोने दो ।
6— Bed से उठो तो– कहा जा रहे हो ।
7— ना उठो तो — सुबह से एक ही जगह पे लेटे हो पीठ नहीं दुख रही आपकी।
8—चाय मांगो तो — कितनी चाय पियोगे
9— बोतल की तरफ देखते ही — ज्यादा सयाने मत बनो ।
10—- घर से बाहर झाँको—- तो क्या देख रहे हो । लेटे रहो ।
11— थोड़ा लेट जाओ तो — उठो चादर खराब हो गई है ठीक कर दूं ।
12—बच्चे को कुछ कह दो तो— क्या है आपको ।
13—- ना कहो तो— आपने सिर चढ़ाकर रखा है ।
14— इन सब बातों से दुखी हो कर— किसी के घर जाने कि बात कहो तो, पागल हो गये हो क्या ।
15— किसी को घर बुलाओ तो— खबरदार मेरे घर में कोई आ ना जाये ।
16– सारा दिन से फोन पर लगे हो —ऑफिस में भी यही करते होओगे ।

मोदी जी हमें बचा लो । अभी बहुत सारे दिन बाकि हैं ।…

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30 Relatable Corny Quotes About Love & Relationships That Will Make You Laugh

Who doesn’t love corny love jokes? Make someone’s day, make them smile and spread the love.

Have you ever just been so in love that you say some of the corniest things ever just to make your significant other smile and laugh?

Some days are hard and you may have to cheer someone you love up. Just a little quirky, silly something will crack that person up and will put a smile on their face. You can make someone feel ten times better by just sharing sweet, little and funny quotes.

Yes, it may make you feel dumb, but it’s worth it. There are lots of corny love jokes that you can even tell your children. They will get a kick out of it too.

I always find it funny when my mom, to this day, sends me texts that contain corny love jokes. It makes me smile before I head into a meeting, a class or in the middle of the everyday chaos.

Unexpected moments are when these types of corny love jokes make the most impact because it’s something that comes out of nowhere.

Nothing can beat a corny joke when you are so tense and nervous or if you are just down in the dumps.

These corny love jokes can also make your partner’s day if you have been separated for a long period of time because of one or both of your jobs or are rocking the long distant relationship. It will not only bring a smile to their faces but it will make them know that you were thinking about them. It makes you feel special when you know someone you love is out there thinking about you.

Make someone you love know how much they mean to you through a different method. Share some funny love quotes with your significant other this summer. And it’s just fun to see someone’s face when you tell them corny quotes. It’s a fail-safe when you cannot think of anything else to do. Just embrace the corniness.  

Here are 30 corny quotes about love to tell someone just how much they mean to you and make them laugh.

1. You always know you are loved.

“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays but you know it’s there.” —George Burns

2. When your significant other is in the same category as chocolate on

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51 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Quotes & Memes That Teach Us About Compassion

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a 62-year-old comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory

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29 Best John Mulaney Quotes And Funny Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of “I Love the ‘80s” titled “I Love the ‘30s.” Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, “Best Week Ever.”

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for “Saturday Night Live” and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For “SNL,” he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader, as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left “Saturday Night Live” as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot called “Mulaney,” which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write “Documentary Now!” and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like “Crashing,” “Difficult People,” and “Portlandia.” Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show “Big Mouth,” co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled “The Top Part,” “New in Town” in 2012, and “The Comeback Kid” in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called “Kid Gorgeous,” for which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, “Oh, Hello” in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch,” which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, who make up the …

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51 Best Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life & Funny Ellen Memes That Teach Us About Compassion

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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27 Jenny Slate Quotes, Jokes & Memes About Heartbreak & Having No Regrets

She’s weird and we love it!

Jenny Slate is an actress, author, and comedian. She started performing comedy with her best friend Gabe Liedman after meeting him at Columbia University in 2000. They became comedy duo ‘Gabe & Jenny.’ In 2008, they then began doing free stand up shows in Williamsburg with Max Silvestri called Big Terrific. Around that time, Slate started performing a one-woman show called Jenny Slate: Dead Millionaire at Uprights Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCBT).

 

In 2009, Jenny Slate appeared in sketches on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the television shows Girls, Bob’s Burgers, Important Things with Demitri Martin, and others. During this time, Slate was hired on Saturday Night Live for one season. In her first episode, she accidentally cursed during her first sketch “Biker Chit Chat.”

In 2010, Jenny Slate co-wrote and voiced the viral video Marcel the Shell with Shoes On. She also played the role of Mona-Lisa Saperstein in Parks and Recreation. In 2014, Slate played the leading role in the indie film Obvious Child, which tackles issues surrounding pregnancy and abortion. For this performance, Jenny Slate received the Critics Choice Award for Best Actress in a Comedy.

Jenny Slate had recurring roles in the sketch show Kroll Show until it ended in 2015. A year later, Slate voiced the sheep, Dawn Bellwether, in Zootopia and Gidget in The Secret Life of Pets.

Throughout her childhood, Jenny Slate grew up in a literal haunted house in Massachusetts. She and her father co-wrote a book detailing their experience living there, called About the House. In 2019, Jenny released a book of essays called Little Wierds. Her first stand-up special, Stage Fright, was released to Netflix. Slate also currently voices the character of Missy Foreman-Greenwald on the show Big Mouth.

Jenny Slate is truly a wonderful performer. Above all, she is someone who is incredibly unique and not afraid to be herself. She says exactly what is on her mind and is not afraid to express her emotions. I have been a fan of Slate for a long time and have seen her Big Terrific comedy show alongside Silvestri and Liedman. One time, she came on stage and said something along the lines of “I’m too sad to perform comedy right now so I’m going to read a …

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51 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life That Teach Us How To Love Each Other Better

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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