29 Best John Mulaney Quotes And Funny Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of “I Love the ‘80s” titled “I Love the ‘30s.” Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, “Best Week Ever.”

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for “Saturday Night Live” and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For “SNL,” he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader, as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left “Saturday Night Live” as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot called “Mulaney,” which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write “Documentary Now!” and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like “Crashing,” “Difficult People,” and “Portlandia.” Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show “Big Mouth,” co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled “The Top Part,” “New in Town” in 2012, and “The Comeback Kid” in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called “Kid Gorgeous,” for which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, “Oh, Hello” in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch,” which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, who make up the

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51 Best Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life & Funny Ellen Memes That Teach Us About Compassion

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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27 Jenny Slate Quotes, Jokes & Memes About Heartbreak & Having No Regrets

She’s weird and we love it!

Jenny Slate is an actress, author, and comedian. She started performing comedy with her best friend Gabe Liedman after meeting him at Columbia University in 2000. They became comedy duo ‘Gabe & Jenny.’ In 2008, they then began doing free stand up shows in Williamsburg with Max Silvestri called Big Terrific. Around that time, Slate started performing a one-woman show called Jenny Slate: Dead Millionaire at Uprights Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCBT).

In 2009, Jenny Slate appeared in sketches on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the television shows Girls, Bob’s Burgers, Important Things with Demitri Martin, and others. During this time, Slate was hired on Saturday Night Live for one season. In her first episode, she accidentally cursed during her first sketch “Biker Chit Chat.”

In 2010, Jenny Slate co-wrote and voiced the viral video Marcel the Shell with Shoes On. She also played the role of Mona-Lisa Saperstein in Parks and Recreation. In 2014, Slate played the leading role in the indie film Obvious Child, which tackles issues surrounding pregnancy and abortion. For this performance, Jenny Slate received the Critics Choice Award for Best Actress in a Comedy.

Jenny Slate had recurring roles in the sketch show Kroll Show until it ended in 2015. A year later, Slate voiced the sheep, Dawn Bellwether, in Zootopia and Gidget in The Secret Life of Pets.

Throughout her childhood, Jenny Slate grew up in a literal haunted house in Massachusetts. She and her father co-wrote a book detailing their experience living there, called About the House. In 2019, Jenny released a book of essays called Little Wierds. Her first stand-up special, Stage Fright, was released to Netflix. Slate also currently voices the character of Missy Foreman-Greenwald on the show Big Mouth.

Jenny Slate is truly a wonderful performer. Above all, she is someone who is incredibly unique and not afraid to be herself. She says exactly what is on her mind and is not afraid to express her emotions. I have been a fan of Slate for a long time and have seen her Big Terrific comedy show alongside Silvestri and Liedman. One time, she came on stage and said something along the lines of “I’m too sad to perform comedy right now so I’m going to read a …

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51 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life That Teach Us How To Love Each Other Better

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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29 John Mulaney Quotes And Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of I Love the ‘80s titled I Love the ‘30s. Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then, Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, Best Week Ever.

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for Saturday Night Live and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For SNL, he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left Saturday Night Live as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot, called Mulaney, which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write Documentary Now!, Oh, Hello on Broadway, and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like Crashing, Difficult People, and Portlandia. Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show Big Mouth, co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled The Top Part, New in Town in 2012, and The Comeback Kid in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called Kid Gorgeous, from which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, Oh, Hello in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Brunch, which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, …

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28 Best Bo Burnham Jokes & Funny Quotes From His Best Comedy Shows

Goodbye sadness, hello jokes.

Bo Burnham is a man of many talents — he’s a comedian, musician, actor, director, and poet. He got his start on YouTube in 2006. However, he was posting funny songs on YouTube before it became a platform that really created celebrities and careers. He was simply posting silly songs he recorded in his high school bedroom to share with his friends and family.

Bo Burnham’s YouTube videos became a hit and now they have over 200 million views.

In 2008, he signed a four-year record deal with Comedy Central Records. He also released his EP, Bo fo Sho, that year. In 2009, he recorded a half-hour Comedy Central special and became the youngest comedian, at the age of 18, to release a special on the network. His full-length album titled Bo Burnham also came out that same year.

Burnham was born and raised in Massachusetts where he graduated from an all-boys catholic school called St. John’s Preparatory School. He was involved in the theatre program and worked diligently to be on the honor roll throughout his high school years. When he graduated in 2008, he got into New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts to study experimental theatre. However, he decided to not attend and instead focus on his comedy pursuits.

In 2010, Bo Burnham released his second album called Words Words Words and recorded his first live special, of the same name, and it aired on Comedy Central. That year he was nominated for “Best Comedy Show” at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards for his Words Words Words performance.

That year he also wrote, produced, and starred in an MTV reality show satire called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous. Each episode focused on Zach rebranding himself in hopes to become famous and it was an intelligent subversion of the reality television genre. However, placing the show on a network among the reality shows he is poking fun of caused some viewers to not understand that it was satirical, thus it was not picked up for a second season.

Bo Burnham’s third comedy special and album, What., came out in 2013 on Netflix, as well as his YouTube channel. That same year he also released his first poetry book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone.

His third stand-up special, Make Happy, was released on Netflix in 2016.

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15 Funny Jokes, Sarcastic Quips & Lighthearted Quotes To Lighten The Mood When Things Get Super Heavy

Life’s tough. Make it funnier.

Life isn’t easy.

There are times where we think absolutely nothing good will happen to us. There are days where it seems everything is falling apart and we can’t seem to get anything right.

With the good moments in life come the bad, and it can be hard to find the light on a dark day. They say laughter is the best medicine, but they also probably haven’t had multiple bad days in a row where nothing seems funny anymore.

When life gets rough, the best thing you can do is find humor and laughter during a bad day. Poke fun at your mistakes and laugh at the unfortunate tale that is your life – you’re not the only one who has ever said something stupid to someone you liked or dealt with the death of a pet. From little life blunders to major tragic events, there is always room for a few laughs that make your sad tears turn into happy ones.

Here are 15 funny quotes about life, sarcastic jokes and witty quips to remind you that even on the darkest of days where things seem super heavy, there is always time for a quick joke between friends to lighten the mood.

We all have bad days – it is fighting to find the good parts in those days that really matter.

1. When you thought you found a next level parking spot on a busy day

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.'” – Tommy Cooper

2. When any birthday past the age of 21 rolls around

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder that will do that for me.” – Stephen Fry

3. Sometimes, the hardest part of the week is simply just a Monday morning

“Tuesday is a terrific day because it means I got through Monday.” – Unknown

4. Anger Management 101

“When you’re angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain

5. When in doubt, wine it out

“Wine is constant proof that God loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

6. Most of our problems are made worse by our over thinking

“I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing

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40 Corny Jokes, Funny Puns And Sarcastic Quotes To Brighten Your Day

Sometimes we need a little chuckle.

Have you ever just fallen over yourself laughing at some of the corniest jokes that aren’t even funny but they are?

I have.

Some days you just need something completely crazy to make you laugh, even though you don’t feel like you could even find a laughing bone in your body.

Let’s just say my mom is the best. She sends me the craziest things in the world almost every day. We both get going and start trying to see who can find the funniest things. We both get the giggles and it makes the day much more exciting. Sending each other funny jokes or memes makes the day better when we are stressed, tired, emotionally exhausted, have a lot to do, and when we just need some cheering up. It’s a lot of fun to be able to send each other something hilarious to brighten up each other’s days.

Being funny and goofy keeps the days exciting and unpredictable. And let’s be honest, the dirtier the better. Those stick more than anything.

The moral of the story is that there is always a silver lining in life. You can always try to find something to make it better. You can always make someone else’s day better. Count it as a win if you can just get someone to laugh when they are in the midst of chaos. You can make a small impact on someone’s life just by attempting to take their minds off of such hard times. They will remember you the most when they look back because you were the one that made them smile and laugh.

So, this first set is a bunch of clean jokes that can be shared with anyone of any age.

1. A little clothing humor to brighten your day.

“Why did the belt get arrested?” —”He held up a pair of pants!”

2. Abracadabra!

“What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?” —”A labracadabrador!”

3. Splat!

“What happened when the grape crossed the road?” —”There was a traffic jam!”

4. HEHEHE!

“Why did the football coach go to the bank?” —”To get his quarter back!”

5. An innocent picture frame was framed.

“Why did the picture go to jail?” —”Because it was framed!”

6. Get it? Planet, plan it. HEHE.

“How do you throw a space party?” —”You planet!”

7. Commence the

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Valentines Days vs Maha Shivratri – Hindi Jokes

दो दोस्त आपस में बातें कर रहे थे,

पहला :~ भाई ये 14 February को क्या है ?

दूसरा :~ तेरे पास बीबी है या गर्लफ्रेंड ?

पहला :~ बीबी है !

दूसरा :~ तो फिर महा शिवरात्रि है …….!

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कल ही घर मे नया रंगीन वाला लाला रामस्वरूप का कैलेंडर आया है …..
उससे ये पता चला है कि इस बार धतूरे ओर गुलाब में जबरदस्त टक्कर होगी ….
क्यों कि महाशिवरात्रि ओर वेलेंटाइन डे एक ही दिन पड़ रहे है…
बस निवेदन है कि सही फूल सही जगह चढ़ाऐं नही तो ….
दोनों में से कोई रूठ गया तो ताण्डव निश्चित है!!…

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Funny School Girl Joke

सरकार कहती है 1 लड़की ने पढ़ाई कर ली
तो घर के 4 लोगों को शिक्षित बनाती है…

पर……

लडकी के पढते समय कालेज़ के 40 लडके फेल हो जाते हैं उसका क्या?

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