24 Funny Memes For Saying ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ To Your Mom

Guaranteed to ensure your spot as her favorite (unless your bro is a doctor, of course.)

It’s almost Mother’s Day 2020!

On Sunday, May 10, it’s time to break those mamas away from their daily grind of work, chores and millions of other responsibilities and let the fun and festivities commence!

What better way is there to say “Happy Mother’s Day” than by giving moms what they really want? … The best memes and jokes for funny moms!

It’s time to lift them up in fancy chairs while singing songs about the glorious powers of womanhood!

(I don’t, like, exactly know any songs about the glorious powers of womanhood other than “I Am Woman”, but …)

But I’ll be darned if I’m not going to try and think of a couple more right after I get done here, even if it means I’ll have to compose them myself!

Huzzah! Let the ladies and their babies of all ages rejoice as this most glorious and brunch-filled of days is almost upon us.

Have you ordered her favorite flowers yet? Have you bought her a deeply moving and meaningful card (that probably also has flowers on it)?

If not, you still have some time, but it’s quickly running out, y’all. After all, before you know it, the day will have arrived, and the last thing you want is to get a call from your own mother in which she sweetly tries to figure out if you forgot that it is Mother’s Day or if you are hiding some grand surprise from her, even though, being that she is your mom and all, she knows full well that planning grand surprises is so very very far from being your forte.

Fret not, my friends, because you can still make this year’s Mother’s Day one she won’t ever forget.

Go for the gold. Pull out all of the stops.

What? You don’t have any ideas about how to do that exactly? That’s perfectly fine, because I am here to save the day for you, and I’m going to do it with just one word: MEMES.

That’s right, the Internet’s favorite comedic device isn’t just for jokes about yodeling kids in Wal-mart or cats doing funny things anymore! You can now find memes for every occasion, and Mother’s Day is no exception! From hilarious to heartwarming, there’s nothing some solid memes can’t make better.

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60 Funny Coronavirus Memes To Help You Stop Panicking Over This Worldwide Pandemic

You better be washing those hands!

As cases of the coronavirus — aka COVID-19 — have surfaced worldwide and governments around the world are taking steps to prevent (or at least limit) the spread of the virus, the best thing you can do is to ensure that you take you to care of your body and hygiene by washing your hands properly. If you cannot get to a bathroom or sink, keep hand sanitizer near you like you would your wallet. That is, if you can find any hand sanitizer (this, along with hundreds of other household items are inconveniently sold out in stores all across the nation as people panic and grab more than they need. Naturally.)

There have been many people questioning the symptoms of this infection and the severity of it. According to the cdc.gov, “common virus that causes an infection in your nose, sinuses, or upper throat”. But in some cases, symptoms of the coronavirus can become severe in some immunocompromised patients and can lead to pneumonia, breathing difficulties … and even death.

The effects of this pandemic have reached all points of the globe, and at this point, businesses, schools and large events across the country are canceling and postponing their activities indefinitely until further notice. Huge sports organizations such as the NBA and MLB have followed suit.

People would normally be ecstatic about having the opportunity to take time off from work or school to spend time with their families, but things are looking more and more serious by the minute, with the government urging us to stay in our homes, avoid large crowds, and generally self-quarantine to be safe from the spread of the illness. When we start to think about the children who look forward to eating school breakfast and lunch during school come the end of Spring break, we begin to hope that we find a cure for COVID-19 sooner, rather than later.

Also with the thought about traveling, now we’re talking about how risking infection to experience life and planned vacations can be sad and overwhelming.

Social media has mixed emotions regarding the outbreak. There are funny memes and videos that make you laugh so you won’t think about the severity of this outbreak, and others that make you think twice about opening your doors or going to your office — or even shopping at your local grocery store.

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30 Best ‘The Office’ Quotes

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today.

You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere use The Office quotes or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan, there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best The Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

The Best ‘Office’ Quotes of All Time

1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott

2. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor

3. “I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott

4. “Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard

5. “I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott

6. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott

7. “One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert

8. “Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone

9. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly

10. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott

11. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute

12. “I stopped caring a long time ago.” — Creed Bratton

13. “It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” — Michael Scott…

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51 Best Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life & Funny Ellen Memes That Teach Us About Compassion

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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27 Jenny Slate Quotes, Jokes & Memes About Heartbreak & Having No Regrets

She’s weird and we love it!

Jenny Slate is an actress, author, and comedian. She started performing comedy with her best friend Gabe Liedman after meeting him at Columbia University in 2000. They became comedy duo ‘Gabe & Jenny.’ In 2008, they then began doing free stand up shows in Williamsburg with Max Silvestri called Big Terrific. Around that time, Slate started performing a one-woman show called Jenny Slate: Dead Millionaire at Uprights Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCBT).

In 2009, Jenny Slate appeared in sketches on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the television shows Girls, Bob’s Burgers, Important Things with Demitri Martin, and others. During this time, Slate was hired on Saturday Night Live for one season. In her first episode, she accidentally cursed during her first sketch “Biker Chit Chat.”

In 2010, Jenny Slate co-wrote and voiced the viral video Marcel the Shell with Shoes On. She also played the role of Mona-Lisa Saperstein in Parks and Recreation. In 2014, Slate played the leading role in the indie film Obvious Child, which tackles issues surrounding pregnancy and abortion. For this performance, Jenny Slate received the Critics Choice Award for Best Actress in a Comedy.

Jenny Slate had recurring roles in the sketch show Kroll Show until it ended in 2015. A year later, Slate voiced the sheep, Dawn Bellwether, in Zootopia and Gidget in The Secret Life of Pets.

Throughout her childhood, Jenny Slate grew up in a literal haunted house in Massachusetts. She and her father co-wrote a book detailing their experience living there, called About the House. In 2019, Jenny released a book of essays called Little Wierds. Her first stand-up special, Stage Fright, was released to Netflix. Slate also currently voices the character of Missy Foreman-Greenwald on the show Big Mouth.

Jenny Slate is truly a wonderful performer. Above all, she is someone who is incredibly unique and not afraid to be herself. She says exactly what is on her mind and is not afraid to express her emotions. I have been a fan of Slate for a long time and have seen her Big Terrific comedy show alongside Silvestri and Liedman. One time, she came on stage and said something along the lines of “I’m too sad to perform comedy right now so I’m going to read a …

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51 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life That Teach Us How To Love Each Other Better

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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30 Best Office Quotes Of All-Time For All The Dunderheads In The Room

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today. You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere quote a line or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

1. Same Michael, same.

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

2. Sometimes you just gotta.

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

3. Spoken like a true member of the Beyhive.

“I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

4. It is really on.

“Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard (The Office)

5. That’s the mature thing to do.

“I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

6. We can all relate.

“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

7. Uh-oh.

“One day Michael came in and comlained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert (The Office)

8. Seriously: how many times can we shrink a cake?

“Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone (The Office)

9. Eating is what truly makes us all happy.

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly (The Office)

10. We all can agree we feel that way about him.

“I want people to …

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30 Funny College Memes About Being A Broke College Student

If you’ve got student debt, raise your hand.

College takes it out of you and your wallet. It’s no secret that college is expensive, so it’s understandable that so many college students are broke, hitting the poverty line with such force that their $1000 textbooks fall out of their backpacks.

While it’s a sad fact, some humor emerges from the reality of broke college students. Of course, you’ll find your innovative broke students, your complaining ones and your broke students who just embrace their poverty head-on.

If you’re in college, you likely know the financial struggles most college students face and can relate to your peers’ tears and anguish on a personal level. However, there’s nothing more relatable than these funny memes about college life.

College memes can show how ridiculously funny your situation can be and how it looks to someone on the outside of it. These college quotes about being a broke student depict the funniest and most relatable moments of your financially challenged college life. After all, let’s face it, not having money has gotten us in some pretty interesting predicaments, so discovering that we’re not alone with our financial difficulties is reassuring that we can graduate and keep on surviving as broke adults for a while, too.

Without further ado, here are the best funny memes about college and quotes for students struggling financially that will make you say, “Yep, that’s so me.”

1. When you need milk, but it’s not in the meal plan.

2. Whenever you ask for money from your parents.

“When your parents ask how you’re doing financially.” — Unknown

3. When you know you’re getting ripped off on your college textbooks.

“Student Special!! $79.95”

4. When even coupons can’t help you save money.

“I wish college had coupons. Buy one semester, get one semester free.” — Unknown

5. When you can’t afford your electricity bill.

6. When your wallet says “no” to you having a social life.

“How am I supposed to have a lit summer with $4.50?” — Unknown

7. When there’s no other way you can pay off your student loan debt.

“I’m looking forward to the Apocalypse since it’s apparently the only way that I won’t have to pay back my student loans.” — Unknown

8. When you live on Ramen noodles.

“Truck carrying Ramen noodles crashes, estimated loss to company, $38.00.” — Unknown

9. When you learn

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26 All Time Best Betty White Quotes & Funny Memes In Honor Of Her (98th!) Birthday

Happy 98th birthday, Betty White!

There are people who are placed in the limelight with fame that comes and goes; and then there are people like Betty White — legendary actress from movies and sitcoms including The Golden Girls, That 70s Show and Hot In Cleveland — who still (on her 98th birthday!) has a personality that will last a lifetime as evidenced by her best quotes and memes throughout the years.

And on January 17, her charisma and charm have been given to the world for 98 years.

Betty White was born in Oak Park Illinois on January 17, 1922. Having a career that began at the young age of 17, she immersed herself to different areas of the movie business, such acting, hosting and producing.

She is widely known for her role in the seven-season show The Golden Girls, where she played Rose Nylund — a funny and quick-witted character, who was able to form a relationship with everyone she meets.

Over the course of eight years, this fictional character mirrored Betty White’s actual personality, making the world fall in love with her episode by episode. While her role in The Golden Girls played a large role in the development of her fame, she is also remembered for her work beyond that.

Her personal accomplishments run the gamut. She won the Regional (LA) Emmy award in 1952 as an outstanding female personality and is a three-time award winner for the American Comedy Awards. She was the first woman to win a Daytime Emmy Award under the category of Outstanding Game Show Host.

As an advocate for living your best life and spreading positivity, Betty White’s legacy reaches further than just the films and shows she has starred in, and the awards she has won.

As an avid animal lover, Betty White has done charitable work for years. She has devoted her life to the welfare of animals, never seeing it as something she should do, but had to do.

For more than half of her life, Betty has unfailingly made an impact on not only the entertainment industry, but also the way we view life, and the importance of living an optimistic life.

To help celebrate her 98th birthday, here’s a collection of the best Betty White quotes and funny memes that remind us of all the ways she has charmed us all through the years. …

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12 Inspirational & Sassy Quotes That Prove Khloe Kardashian Won’t Hesitate To Tell You How She Really Feels

Khloe Kardashian tells it like it is.

I remember when Keeping Up With the Kardashians started, Khloe Kardashian was talking about taboo topics all the time. Over the seasons her focus definitely changed — from the brutally honest talking points to someone who barely talks about her personal life at all in recent episodes, she has come a long way and changed the way she lives her life.

Aside from the way she talked, Khloe Kardashian’s body and mindset has changed a ton since the start of the show, too. Kardashian has become a health inspiration to many, particularly in 2009, when she stated she started putting her health first. She began her transformation with a weight loss program called QuickTrim (she was the spokesperson), but her health journey has been an ongoing one — she regularly takes boxing classes, does various forms of cardio, eats healthier and has a personal trainer.

These days she claims her health and fitness is a huge priority in her life, and she works out six days a week. According to Khloe Kardashian’s nutritionist, Dr. Philip Goglia, she eats seven low-carb meals a day. Dr. Phillip Gogila has stated, “she is a warrior, and open to anything”.

In 2017, Khloe Kardashian started her own show called Revenge Body, the television show is all about getting people who have ever felt alone, left out, different to feel their absolute best. In Revenge Body Kardashian gives the contestants a teams of personal trainers and nutritionists, towards the end of the show the contestant shows off their “revenge body” to the individual(s) who made them feel bad about themselves due to their body.

That being said, Khloe Kardashian is definitely an inspiration to anyone going to a weight loss.

She delivered her daughter, True, in 2018 with partner Tristan Thompson, and ever since she has been only growing stronger with every obstacle she faces, and time and time again proves that putting yourself and your health first pays off.

Khloe has been through a lot and is truly a strong woman who is an inspiration to many. That being said, here are some of Khloe Kardashian’s most honest and sassy quotes and funny memes that prove she doesn’t hesitate to speak her mind (and live her best life).

1. You will learn so much from betrayal.

“Betrayal is a blessing”. -Khloe Kardashian​

2. Every single day

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