Love Shayari – Tumhare naam ko

Love Shayari – Tumhare naam ko

तुम्हारे नाम को होंठों पर सजाया है मैंने,
तुम्हारी रूह को अपने दिल में बसाया है मैंने,
दुनिया आपको ढूंढते ढूंढते हो जायेगी पागल,
दिल के ऐसे कोने में छुपाया है मैंने!

Tumhare naam ko hothon par sajaya hai maine,
Tumhari ruh ko apne dil main basaya hai maine,
Duniya aapko dhundhte dhundhte ho jayegi paagal,
Dil ke aise kone main chupaya hai maine.…

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Love Shayari – Yeh dil na jane

Love Shayari – Yeh dil na jane

ये दिल न जाने क्या कर बैठा,
मुझसे बिना पूछे ही फैसला कर बैठा,
इस ज़मीन पर टूटा सितारा भी नहीं गिरता,
और ये पागल चाँद से मोहब्बत कर बैठा!

Love Shayari - Yeh dil na jane

Yeh dil na jane kiya kar betha,
Mujhse bina puche hi faisla kar betha,
Is zameen per toota sitara bi nahi girta,
Aur ye pagal chand se mohabbat kar betha..…

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Funny Whatsapp Status

BEST FUNNY | HUMOUROUS WHATSAPP STATUS | JOKES COLLECTION

  • If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome
  • My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
  • Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
  • To save water , I drink Vodka
  • Marriage is subject to market risk.
  • Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.
  • Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
  • Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves.
  • I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  • Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
  • My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.
  • If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.
  • Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
  • I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.
  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses. 
  • Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
  • Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
  • If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.
  • Your serious talks also makes me laugh. 
  • Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
  • Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.
  • Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.
  • I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
  • I have had a great day,but that ain’t today
  • A man is as young as woman he falls for.
  • Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!
  • His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
  • Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.
  • They  thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
  • Women can debate on any topic, EXCEPT GK
  • Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
  • Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
  • You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x.
  • I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
  • Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
  • Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
  • Its always that the junior and
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Best whatsapp status collection

  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  • Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Silence is better than lies.
  • Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
  • I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
  • Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire
  • Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
  • Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Hold the vision. Trust the process.
  • Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
  • Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
  • I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
  • A wise man can always be found alone
  • Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  • I was born intelligent but education ruined me
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  • I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  • I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am responsible for my own happiness
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Down to earth but still above you all.
  • Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
  • I like cars with edges and women with
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