WhatsApp Status – Aisi Bhi Umr

WhatsApp Status – Aisi Bhi Umr

1. Jaane Wale To Ek Din Bin Bataye chale Jate Hain
    Roz To Wo Marte Hain Jo Khud Se Zyada unKo Chahte Hain..

2. Mujhme Khushboo Basi Usi Ki Hai Jaise Yeh Zindagi Usi Ki Hai,
    Wo Kahin Aas Paas Hai Maujood Hoo-Bahoo Yeh Hansi Usi Ki Hai..

3. Umr Ek Aisi Bhi Hoti Hai,
    Jis Mein Dil Ko Achhi Lagti Hai Her Ek Baat Haqeeqat Ke Siwa..…

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Happy Status for WhatsApp

Happy Status for WhatsApp

  • The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.
  • Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
  • Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
  • The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.
  • Happiness… consists in giving, and in serving others.
  • Love is trembling happiness.
  • There is only one passion, the passion for happiness.
  • Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
  • To be happy does not only mean acquire happiness but also to feel it.
  • Every temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery.
  • The greatest pleasure people can feel, is giving happiness to others.
  • True happiness is not expensive. if it requires high price it’s a fake.
  • Happiness depends not on material things but to our view on the things.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down the door.
  • One of the sanest, surest and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortunes of others.

(Attitude Whatsapp Status )

  • Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
  • Life’s short, forget your problems, be happy, and live your life because you never know if there will be another tomorrow.
  • The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the best out of everything that comes their way
  • Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
  • Rich is the person who’s happiness requires no money.
  • Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything.
  • Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself
  • I hope you always find a reason to smile.
  • It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
  • Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
  • Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
  • There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
  • Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative and more happiness.
  • The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday.

( Funny Whatsapp Status )

  • It is not
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Cool Whatsapp Status

Cool Whatsapp Status

  • Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.
  • I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.
  • I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.
  • Rather be dead than cool.
  • A full beard looks cool.
  • I want you to see that I’m looking. Look at me look at you. I’m cool with that.
  • Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
  • Some Human are very cool people.
  • If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
  • Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.
  • Manners are love in a cool climate.
  • To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
  • I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.
  • I’m a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.
  • The secret was to just be cool, stay in God’s graces, and work it out.
  • Country’s hip; it’s cool music.  Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don’t care about being cool.
  • Music is music, ultimately. If it makes you feel good, cool.
  • I’m glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That’s cool.
  • For most of my life, I’ve thought of myself as pretty cool.
  • I don’t think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.
  • Good words cool more than cold water.
  • I just tried to keep my cool and continue with my race plan: to win.
  • I’ve never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
  • You get a timeless cool card in New York.

( Clever whatsapp status )

  • Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
  • I’ve never been cool – and I don’t care.
  • I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  • Time is precious waste it wisely.##
  • IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
  • He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
  • I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
  • U CAN’T BURN ME.
  • I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
  • I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
  • There are three sides to an argument
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2 Lines Shayari – बेवफा…

2 Lines Shayari – बेवफा…

तुम बदले तो मज़बूरिया थी,
हम बदले तो बेवफा हो गए!!

बेवफा कहने से पहले मेरी रग रग का खून निचोड़ लेना,
कतरे कतरे से वफ़ा ना मिले तो बेशक मुझे छोड़ देना।

तूने ही लगा दिया इलज़ाम-ए-बेवफाई,
मेरे पास तो चश्मदीद गवाह भी तु ही थी|

बेवफा कहने से पहले मेरी रग रग का खून निचोड़ लेना,
कतरे कतरे से वफ़ा ना मिले तो बेशक मुझे छोड़ देना।

जाते जाते उसने पलटकर सिर्फ इतना कहा मुझसे,
मेरी बेवफायी से ही मर जाओगे या मार के जाऊ!!

मेरी आँखों में बहने वाला ये आवारा सा आसूँ,
पूछ रहा है.. पलकों से तेरी बेवफाई की वजह|

धोखा देती है अक्सर मासूम चेहरे की चमक,
क्योंकि हर पत्थर हीरा नहीं होता।।

मुझे हराकर कोई मेरी जान भी ले जाए मुझे मंजुर है,
लेकिन धोखा देने वालों को मै दुबारा मौका नही देता|

यकीन नहीं होता फिर भी कर ही लेता हूँ,
जहाँ इतने हुए एक और फरेब हो जाने दो|

मुझे रुला कर सोना तो तेरी आदत बन गई है,
जिस दिन मेरी आँख ना खुली तुझे निंद से नफरत हो जायेगी|

जरूरत है मुझे नये नफरत करने वालाे की,
पुराने ताे अब मुझे चाहने लगे है।

मुझसे नफरत ही करनी है तो इरादे मजबूत रखना,
जरा से भी चुके तो महोब्बत हो जायेगी|

चेहरा बता रहा था कि मारा है भूख ने,
सब लोग कह रहे थे कि कुछ खा के मर गया।

मेरे साथ बैठ कर वक़्त भी रोया,
एक दिन बोला बन्दा तू ठीक है मैं ही ख़राब चल रहा हूँ|

किस मुँह से इल्ज़ाम लगाएं बारिश की बौछारों पर,
हमने ख़ुद तस्वीर बनाई थी मिट्टी की दीवारों पर!!…

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Mirza Ghalib – Ek baat pe kehte ho tum ke

Mirza Ghalib – Ek baat pe kehte ho tum ke

har ek baat pe kehte ho tum ke ?too kya hai? ?
tumheeN kaho ke yeh andaaz-e-guftgoo kya hai ?

na shole meiN yeh karishma na barq meiN yeh ada
koee batao ki woh shoKH-e-tund_KHoo kya hai ?

yeh rashk hai ki wo hota hai ham_suKHan tumse
wagarna KHauf-e-bad_aamozi-e-adoo kya hai ?

chipak raha hai badan par lahoo se pairaahan
hamaaree jeb ko ab haajat-e-rafoo kya hai ?

jalaa hai jicm jahaaN dil bhee jal gaya hoga
kuredate ho jo ab raakh, justjoo kya hai ?

ragoN meiN dauDte firne ke ham naheeN qaayal
jab aaNkh hee se na Tapka to fir lahoo kya hai ?

woh cheez jiske liye hamko ho bahisht azeez
siwaay baada-e-gul_faam-e-mushkaboo kya hai ?

piyooN sharaab agar KHum bhee dekh looN do chaar
yeh sheesha-o-qadah-o-kooza-o-suboo kya hai ?

rahee na taaqat-e-guftaar, aur agar ho bhee
to kis ummeed pe kahiye ke aarzoo kya hai ?

bana hai shaah ka musaahib, fire hai itaraata
wagarna shehar meiN ?GHalib? kee aabroo kya hai ?…

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Yoga Day whatsapp status

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

  • A one hour workout is only 4% of your day.  NO EXCUSES.
  • Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.
  • Gym me jane etni khushi aur kaha milegi….
  • Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
  • Your workout is my warmup.
  • “I” Is the only difference between fit and fat.
  • Excuses don’t burn calories.
  • Gym madhe jaun maze man mohun jate…
  • Excuses are for people who don’t want it bad enough.
  • No pain then no gain.
  • Would you rather be covered in sweat the gym or clothes at the beach?
  • Fitness is like marriage.  You can’t cheat on it and expect it to work.
  • Fact: Thinking about going to the gym  burns between 0 and 0 calories.
  • Everything is hard before it is easy.
  • Don’t debate just lift the weight…..

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

Yoga Day whatsapp status Quotes and Messages and wishes.…

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Clever whatsapp status

     Latest Clever Whatsapp status

  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
  • May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
  • Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
  • Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
  • Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • I am so clever
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Attitude Whatsapp Status

Latest Attitude Whatsapp Status

  • Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.
  • Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
  • I don’t care what you think unless it is about me.
  • Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.
  • It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
  • I would rather be hated for what I am, then loved for what I am not.
  • I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

Best Attitude Whatsapp Status.

  • Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.
  • I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who loves me.
  • Status Unavailable! Check Later…
  • Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
  • If some one hate you without, reason then Give the reason to him..!
  • Being “Single” is My Attitude!
  • !Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help…
  • I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.
  • I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….
  • Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
  • if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
  • Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
  • So you’re checking my status… ?
  • My _|_ salutes you.
  • Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
  • If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ?
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  • May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
  • I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
  • I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.
  • The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
  • His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.
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