[Updated 2018] Short Status For WhatsApp

Short Whatsapp status are ideal to start a conversation and a best way to open up. This is a collection of best short n sweet, small and cute status.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.

Virginity can be cured.

You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.

Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.

My life can be measured in hours

I don’t insult people , I just describe them.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

I’d far rather be happy than right.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!

I got less but i got best!

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I’d far rather be happy than right.

The person who hates you, loves you the most..

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

So many assume. So few know.…

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Best whatsapp status for all moods and emotions. For you girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, mumma, daddy, and all loved ones. Ask for whatsapp status and its here…

Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”

A long dispute means that both the parties are wrong

Wise men think all they say,Fools say all they think.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

The trouble is that you think you’ve time!

Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves

Forgiveness is like fragrance a flower leaves after being stepped upon

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

You may not be perfect in many things…But..Many things cannot be perfect without you

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With ….

Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.

Don’t wait for tha perfect moment…Take tha moment & make it perfect..

I will Love you Forever …Until the Last rose Dies

Satisfy the Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Anything From You

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

wenever a tree loses it’s leaf a new leaf is ready to to take its place..

I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for …

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Latest New Year Status For Whatsapp

Latest New Year Status For Whatsapp & Facebook


 

नया साल आया आया नया ज़माना
अब तो भुला दो बीता कल पुराना.

खुशियों के भर भर के उपहार आये,
नया साल कुछ ऐसी साथ अपने बहार लाये.

नये सपने जीने का आया है समय नया,
भरपूर नई उमंग ले आया है साल नया.

जीवन से अब दूर अँधेरा होगा
नया साल अब नया सवेरा होगा.

बडना है मंजिल की ओर करना है हर सपना साकार
होगी हिम्मत कुछ कर दिखाने की तभी होगा अच्छा नया साल.

नया साल क्या लायेगा कुछ कमाल,
बन जायेंगे हम भी कही के सेठ या रहे गा यही बुरा हाल.

 

सुनहरे सपने खुशियों की बहार लाये
नया साल साथ अपने इतने उपहार लाये.…

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Wife se Bahas – WhatsApp Joke in Hindi

मेरे एक शुभचिंतक ने मुझे यह सुझाव दिया –
कि wife से बहस से नहीं जीतो,
बल्कि अपनी मुस्कान से हराओ।

मैंने प्रयास किया ••••••

Wife बोली-
बहुत ज्यादा हंसी आ रही है तुमको आजकल??
लगता है तुम्हारा भूत उतारना पड़ेगा ।।…

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WhatsApp Status in Hindi on Bewafa Hum Nahi

Humne usko bewafa keh kar apni hi nazar mein gir gaya,
Kyunki pyar bhi apna tha aur pasand bhi apni..

Kadam to yunhi ladkhda Gaye warna sabhalna hum bhi jante the,
Thokar bhi lagi us pathar se jise hum apna khuda mante the..

Sab kuch hasil nahi hota zindagi mein,
Kisi ka Agar to kisi ka Kash reh hi jata hai..

हुँने उसको बेवफा कह कर अपनी ही नज़र में गिर गया,
क्यूंकी प्यार भी अपना था और पसंद भी अपनी..

कदम तो यूँही लड़खड़ा गये वरना सभलना हम भी जानते थे,
ठोकर भी लगी उस पठार से जिसे हम अपना खुदा मानते थे..

सब कुछ हासिल नही होता ज़िंदगी में,
किसी का अगर तो किसी का काश रह ही जाता है..…

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Best Sad New Year Quotes and Sayings 2017 | Sad Status about Love

Best Sad New Year Quotes and Sayings 2017 | Sad Status for Girlfriend Boyfriend

1) Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2017 Please..

2) I am not happy without you…on this New Year Eve.

3) In 2016, He broke my heart. In 2017, He will be just a memory.

4) Sadness is when your best friend gets another best friend on New Year.

5) If you see a friend without a smile on New Year eve; give him one of yours.

6) The most painful memory of New Year Eve.. when I walked away and you let me go.

7) There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake on Christmas morning and not be a child.

8) So many People are lonely on this year’s last day because they build walls instead of bridges.

9) Love can’t be prove with New Year resolution, promises or presents….Sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it.

10) Everyone thinks that “I m happy and fine on this New Year Eve” but look a li’l closer, you will see tears in my eyes.

11) Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike, And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.

12) Just because we don’t have together on this 31st Dec. Eve, doesn’t mean we don’t love each other, Miss you a lot and Happy New Year.

13) The worst thing about this year was losing you.

14) Maturity is when you realize that new year won’t change your life.

15) Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start with old memories

16) I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder

17) Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year making a resolution to be myself!

18)It’s sad when you realize that on New Year you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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Happy Status for WhatsApp

  • The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.
  • Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
  • Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
  • The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.
  • Happiness… consists in giving, and in serving others.
  • Love is trembling happiness.
  • There is only one passion, the passion for happiness.
  • Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
  • To be happy does not only mean acquire happiness but also to feel it.
  • Every temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery.
  • The greatest pleasure people can feel, is giving happiness to others.
  • True happiness is not expensive. if it requires high price it’s a fake.
  • Happiness depends not on material things but to our view on the things.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down the door.
  • One of the sanest, surest and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortunes of others.

          (Attitude Whatsapp Status )

  • Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
  • Life’s short, forget your problems, be happy, and live your life because you never know if there will be another tomorrow.
  • The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the best out of everything that comes their way
  • Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
  • Rich is the person who’s happiness requires no money.
  • Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything.
  • Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself
  • I hope you always find a reason to smile.
  • It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
  • Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
  • Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
  • There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
  • Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative and more happiness.
  • The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday.

          ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

  • It is not how much we have,
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