Cool Whatsapp Status

  • Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.
  • I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.
  • I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.
  • Rather be dead than cool.
  • A full beard looks cool.
  • I want you to see that I’m looking. Look at me look at you. I’m cool with that.
  • Keep cool; anger is not an argument.
  • Some Human are very cool people.
  • If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
  • Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.
  • Manners are love in a cool climate.
  • To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
  • I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.
  • I’m a flamboyant type of guy, a cooler version of Liberace.
  • The secret was to just be cool, stay in God’s graces, and work it out.
  • Country’s hip; it’s cool music.  Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don’t care about being cool.
  • Music is music, ultimately. If it makes you feel good, cool.
  • I’m glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That’s cool.
  • For most of my life, I’ve thought of myself as pretty cool.
  • I don’t think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.
  • Good words cool more than cold water.
  • I just tried to keep my cool and continue with my race plan: to win.
  • I’ve never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
  • You get a timeless cool card in New York.

          ( Clever whatsapp status )

  • Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
  • I’ve never been cool – and I don’t care.
  • I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  • Time is precious waste it wisely.##
  • IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
  • He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
  • I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
  • U CAN’T BURN ME.
  • I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
  • I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
  • There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.
  • Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
  • I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …
  • “Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
  • I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.
  • A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything
  • Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
  • I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

          ( Attitude Whatsapp Status )

  • Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
  • Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
  • BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
  • Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
  • I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
  • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
  • When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition
  • I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
  • We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,
  • The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
  • Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
  • Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
  • Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
  • When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  • I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
  • Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
  • Save water & drink beer…cool..
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
  • Train your mind to see good in everything…

          ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!
  • Hey there Whatsapp is using me…
  • The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,
  • In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
  • Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
  • After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..
  • #People with status don’t need status.. #
  • Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…
  • Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
  • Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
  • No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  • If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
  • So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..
  • WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….
  • In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….

          ( Best whatsapp status collection -1 )

  • I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….
  • People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
  • If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…
  • Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…
  • IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.
  • Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying..
  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…

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