Love Shayari – Mohabbat ka Imtihaan

मुहब्बत का इम्तिहान आसान नहीं!
प्यार सिर्फ पाने का नाम नहीं!
मुद्दतें बीत जाती हैं किसी के इंतज़ार में!
ये सिर्फ पल-दो-पल का काम नहीं!

Mohabbat ka Imtihaan aasan nahi,
Pyaar sirf paane kaa naam nahi,
Muddatein beet jaati hai kissi ke Intzaar mein,
Yeh sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.…

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Best whatsapp status collection -1

  • Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
  • Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
  • Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
  • Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  • Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
  • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
  • Silence is better than lies.
  • Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
  • I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
  • You can do anything, but not everything.
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
  • I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
  • Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire
  • Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
  • Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • Hold the vision. Trust the process.
  • Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
  • Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
  • I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
  • A wise man can always be found alone
  • Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  • I was born intelligent but education ruined me
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
  • I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
  • I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
  • I am only good at hiding my feelings
  • I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
  • I am responsible for my own happiness
  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
  • I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
  • Down to earth but still above you all.
  • Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
  • I like cars with edges and women with
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Funny Whatsapp Status

BEST FUNNY | HUMOUROUS WHATSAPP STATUS | JOKES COLLECTION

  • If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome
  • My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
  • Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
  • To save water , I drink Vodka
  • Marriage is subject to market risk.
  • Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.
  • Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
  • Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves.
  • I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  • Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
  • My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.
  • If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.
  • Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
  • I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.
  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses. 
  • Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
  • Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
  • If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.
  • Your serious talks also makes me laugh. 
  • Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
  • Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.
  • Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.
  • I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
  • I have had a great day,but that ain’t today
  • A man is as young as woman he falls for.
  • Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!
  • His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
  • Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.
  • They  thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
  • Women can debate on any topic, EXCEPT GK
  • Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
  • Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
  • You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x.
  • I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
  • Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
  • Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
  • Its always that the junior and
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Love Shayari – Aankhon mein raha

आँखों में रहा दिल में उतरकर नहीं देखा,
कश्ती के मुसाफ़िर ने समन्दर नहीं देखा,
पत्थर कहता है मुझे मेरा चाहनेवाला,
मैं मोम हूँ उसने मुझे छूकर नहीं देखा!

Aankhon mein rahaa dil mein utarkar nahin dekha,
Kishti ke musafir ne samandar nahin dekha,
Patthar mujhe kahta hai mira chahne wala,
Main mom hun usne mujhe chhookar nahin dekha!…

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Love Shayari – Es kadar hum unki

इस कदर हम उनकी मुहब्बत में खो गए,
कि एक नज़र देखा और बस उन्हीं के हम हो गए,
आँख खुली तो अँधेरा था देखा एक सपना था,
आँख बंद की और उन्हीं सपनो में फिर सो गए!

es kadar hum unki mohabbat mein kho gaye,
ki ek nazar dekha aur bas unhi k ho gaye,
ankh khuli to andhera tha, dekha ek sapna tha,
aankh band ki aur unhi sapno me phir kho gaye.…

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Love Shayari – Tanhaiyon mein muskurana

तन्हाईयों में मुस्कुराना इश्क है,
एक बात को सबसे छुपाना इश्क है,
यु तो नींद नहीं आती हमें रात भर,
मगर सोते-सोते जागना और जागते-जागते सोना इश्क है.

Tanhaiyon mein muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,
Yun to neend nahi aati hamein raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona hi ishq hai.…

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Love Shayari – Tujhe dekhu to sara jaha

तुझे देखु तो सारा जहाँ रंगीन नज़र आता है,
तेरे बिना दिल को चेन किसको आता है,
तुम ही हो मेरे दिल की धड़कन,
तेरा बिना यह संसार आवारा नज़र आता है!

Tujhe Dekhu To Sara Jaha Rangeen Nazar Aata Hai,
Tere Bina Dil Ko Chain Kaha Aata Hai,
Tum Hi Ho Mere Dil Ki Dharkan,
Tere Bina Ye Sansar Suna Suna Nazar Aata Hai!!…

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Love Shayari – Ishq sabhi ko

इश्क़ सभी को जीना सिखा देता है,
वफ़ा के नाम पर मरना सीखा देता है,
इश्क़ नहीं किया तो करके देखो,
ज़ालिम हर दर्द सहना सीखा देता है!

Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho,
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai!…

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Love Shayari – Har Baar Mere Saamne

हर बार मेरे सामने आती रही हो तुम,
हर बार तुम से मिल के बिछड़ता रहा हूँ मैं,
तुम कौन हो ये खुद भी नहीं जानती हो तुम,
मैं कौन हूँ ये खुद भी नहीं जानता हूँ मैं।

Har Baar Mere Saamne Aati Rahi Ho Tum
har baar tum se mil ke bichhadta raha hoon main
tum kaun ho ye khud bhi nahi jaanti ho tum
main kaun hoon ye khud bhi nahi jaanta hoon main…

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2 Line Shayari – Aayega waqt to dikhayenge

Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apny zakham..
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas khamosh rehny do.

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Kaisi Guzar Rahi Hai Sabhi Pochtay To Hain
Kaisay Guzarta Hoon Koi Poochta Nahi..

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Sambhaal Ke Rehna Aise Logo Se,
Jin Ke Dil Mein Bhi Dimaag Hota Hai.

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Akele aaye the akele jayenge..
Phir akela kyun nahi raha jata..

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Mujhe zindig ka itna tazurba to nahi !!
Par suna hai saadgi me log jeene nahi dete!

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Khusbu Jese Log Hain Hum..!!
Bhikre Bhikre Rehte Hain..!!

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kasoor isme tere nahi kismat ka hai..
Sache pyar ki kadar aksar uske chale jane ke bad hoti hai.

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Har Baar Ilzaam Hum Par Hi Lagana Achha Nahi..
Wafa Khud Se Hoti Nahi Khafa Hum Se Ho Jate Ho.

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Use Hum Chor De Lekin Bus Ik Choti Si Uljhan Hai,
Suna Hai Dil Se dharkan Ki Judai Mout Hoti Hai..

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Uski Mohbat ka silsila bi kya ajeeb hai..
Apna bi nhi bnati hai.. Or kisi ka hone bi nhi deti hai.

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