Attitude Whatsapp Status

Latest Attitude Whatsapp Status

  • Nobody dies a virgin… Life fucks us all.
  • Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
  • I don’t care what you think unless it is about me.
  • Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.
  • It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
  • I would rather be hated for what I am, then loved for what I am not.
  • I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

Best Attitude Whatsapp Status.

  • Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.
  • I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who loves me.
  • Status Unavailable! Check Later…
  • Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
  • If some one hate you without, reason then Give the reason to him..!
  • Being “Single” is My Attitude!
  • !Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help…
  • I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.
  • I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….
  • Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
  • if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
  • Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
  • So you’re checking my status… ?
  • My _|_ salutes you.
  • Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
  • If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ?
  • I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
  • May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
  • I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
  • I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.
  • The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
  • His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.
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Clever whatsapp status

     Latest Clever Whatsapp status

  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
  • May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
  • Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
  • Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
  • Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • I am so clever
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Yoga Day whatsapp status

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

  • A one hour workout is only 4% of your day.  NO EXCUSES.
  • Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.
  • Gym me jane etni khushi aur kaha milegi….
  • Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
  • Your workout is my warmup.
  • “I” Is the only difference between fit and fat.
  • Excuses don’t burn calories.
  • Gym madhe jaun maze man mohun jate…
  • Excuses are for people who don’t want it bad enough.
  • No pain then no gain.
  • Would you rather be covered in sweat the gym or clothes at the beach?
  • Fitness is like marriage.  You can’t cheat on it and expect it to work.
  • Fact: Thinking about going to the gym  burns between 0 and 0 calories.
  • Everything is hard before it is easy.
  • Don’t debate just lift the weight…..

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY WHATSAPP STATUS

Yoga Day whatsapp status Quotes and Messages and wishes.…

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Sad Shayari – Kashish toh bahut hai

Sad Shayari – Kashish toh bahut hai

कशिश तोह बहुत है मेरे प्यार मैं,
लेकिन कोई है पत्थर दिल जो पिघलाता नहीं,
अगर मिले खुद तो माँगूंगी उसको,
सुना है ख़ुदा मरने से पहले मिलते नहीं.

Kashish toh bahut hai mere pyar mai,
Lekin koi hai pathar dil jo pigalta nahi,
Agar mile khuda to mangungi usko,
Suna hai khuda marne se pehle milte nahi.…

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Hindi Shayari – Tamanna karte ho

Hindi Shayari – Tamanna karte ho

तमन्ना करते हो जिन खुशियों की,
दुआ है वह खुशिया आपके कदमो मे हो,
खुदा आपको वह सब हक़ीक़त मे दे,
जो कुछ आपके सपनो में हो.

Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki,
Dua hai woh khushiya aapke kadmo mai ho,
Khuda aapko woh sab haqiqat mai de,
Jo kuch aapke sapno mei ho.…

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Sad Shayari – Na milataa gam to

Sad Shayari – Na milataa gam to

ना मिलता गम तो बर्बादी के अफसाने कहाँ जाते,
दुनिया अगर होती चमन तो वीराने कहाँ जाते,
चलो अच्छा हुआ अपनों में कोई ग़ैर तो निकला,
सभी अगर अपने होते तो बेगाने कहाँ जाते।

Na milataa gam to barabaadi ke afasaane kahaan jaate,
agar duniyaa hoti chaman to viraane kahaan jaate,
chalo achchhaa huaa apano me koi gair to nikalaa,
sabhi agar apane hote to begaane kahaan jaate!…

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Hindi Shayari – Hasti Mit jati hai

Hindi Shayari – Hasti Mit jati hai

हस्ती मिट जाती है आशियाँ बनाने मे,
बहुत मुस्किल होती है अपनो को समझाने मे,
एक पल मे किसी को भुला ना देना,
ज़िंदगी लग जाती है किसी को अपना बनाने मे..

Hasti Mit jati hai Aashiya Banane Me,
Bahut Muskil hoti hai Aapno Ko Samjane Me,
Ek pal me Kisi Ko bhula na Dena,
Zindagi lag jati hai Kisi Ko Aapna Banane me.…

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