Funny Student and Teacher Hindi Joke

टीचर- रहीम का कोई भी एक दोहा सुनाओ ।

पप्पू- सर मुझे ठीक से नहीं आता ।

टीचर- तुम्हें जैसा आता है वैसा ही सुना दो ।

पप्पू- कभी प्यासे को वाटर पिलाया नहीं,

बाद में क्वाटर पिलाने से क्या फायदा ।

टीचर- बैठ जा, काम के वक़्त मन भटका

रहा है…..…

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Funny Teacher Student Hindi Jokes

Aaj ke Shaitan Bachche.

Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha aur tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?

Little Cute Student: Sir aap na mera Intezar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo.

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water.

Mom : You come and drink it, I am busy.

Boy : Please mom.

Mom : If you repeat, I’ll slap you.

Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.

Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?

Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

Dukandar se Chota Baccha : Uncle Rang Gora karne wali Cream hai.

Dukandar : Haan hai.

Baccha: Toh lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hoon.

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

Beta – Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?

Papa – Bilkul marte the.

Beta – Toh yeh khandani Gundagardi kab tak Chalengi…

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

“Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your Problems yourself. I have my own Problems!”

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़

Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe Papa mat kehna…

After Exam…..

Father : What is your result ?

Son : Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap hone ka haq kho chuka hai.

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़…

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Solve the below puzzle 01

A rich man needs_______.

A poor man has_______.

If u eat_______u die & when

u die u can take_______ with u !

One word fits all 4 blank spaces! Its a seven letter word. What’s the answer ? Send this to all your contacts and see how clever they are.

Answer please

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