50 Relatable Quotes About Gaining Weight To Use For Your Instagram Caption That Prove You Love Your Body As-Is

Pretty eyes and thick thighs.

Don’t you hate that feeling when you’re getting ready to go out and all you can think about (aka worry about) is how much weight you’ve gained? You spent an hour on your makeup, painstakingly contouring the chipmunk out of your cheeks. Then you spent another hour on your hair, adding height and volume to somehow prove that your body is comparatively smaller than your hair.

You go into your closet and pull out your control top Spanx, and your blousiest blouse. The one that clings to your bosom but flares out beneath, hiding those extra holiday pounds. You reach in and grab your favorite good-butt skinny jeans. You pull them up slowly and indelicately thinking, “I should have let these air dry — clearly they shrunk a little bit in the dryer“.

You pull the button toward the hole with all of your …

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