28 Best Bo Burnham Jokes & Funny Quotes From His Best Comedy Shows

Goodbye sadness, hello jokes.

Bo Burnham is a man of many talents — he’s a comedian, musician, actor, director, and poet. He got his start on YouTube in 2006. However, he was posting funny songs on YouTube before it became a platform that really created celebrities and careers. He was simply posting silly songs he recorded in his high school bedroom to share with his friends and family.

Bo Burnham’s YouTube videos became a hit and now they have over 200 million views.

In 2008, he signed a four-year record deal with Comedy Central Records. He also released his EP, Bo fo Sho, that year. In 2009, he recorded a half-hour Comedy Central special and became the youngest comedian, at the age of 18, to release a special on the network. His full-length album titled Bo Burnham also came out that same year.

Burnham was born and raised in …

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20 Best Reese Witherspoon Quotes About Ambition, Friendship & Powerful, Strong Women

Hollywood’s southern sweetheart is turning it up a notch.

Reese Witherspoon is an actress, producer, entrepreneur, mother, and activist who went from leading lady to inspiring women. Everyone is obsessing over her recent hit show Big Little Lies, and it’s time for the world to obsess over Reese too!

Reese Witherspoon is currently the third highest paid actress in the world, but her journey to getting there was a long one.

When Witherspoon was 14, she booked her first lead role in a feature film on accident. She went to an open casting call to play a small role in The Man in the Moon, but was cast as the lead instead.

But her real breakthrough came in 1999 when she was in Cruel Intentions opposite Ryan Phillippe, who she was dating at the time and married three months after the movie came out. While doing press for the film, Witherspoon was also pregnant …

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35 Best Marina Song Lyrics & Heartbreaking Quotes About Weakness In Love

Welcome to the life of Marina Diamandis – Formerly Marina and the Diamonds.

Are you a heartbreaker, prima donna girl, or Electra Heart? Maybe you’re all three and relate to every Marina Era, like me. Marina Diamandis, formerly known as Marina and the Diamonds, is a Welsh pop singer-songwriter that is one of the best vocalists and lyricists of our time.

Most people assume ‘the Diamonds’ in ‘Marina and the Diamonds’ refers to her being a band, however ‘the Diamonds’ mean her fans.

Marina began writing songs when she was 18 years old, but was too scared to sing them publicly. She became obsessed with becoming a singer, although she did not have a lot of musical experience. So, she taught herself how to play the piano and how to compose and produce music. Four years later, in 2007, she independently released her first EP “Mermaid vs. Sailor” on Myspace, …

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20 Powerful Judy Garland Quotes That Describe What Depression Feels Like

Someday I’ll wake up when the clouds are far behind me…

Judy Garland is a household name. We’ve met her in St. Louis, attended her Easter Parade and followed her over the rainbow. She ushered our lives into Technicolor with her angelic voice and all-knowing worldly naivety. She was the face of our childhoods.

But there is a dark history that we don’t acknowledge about Garland — she was deeply and wildly depressed. She attempted suicide multiple times, and spent much of her life in a dark place in her mental health, imagining a world she perceived better by her absence.

Mental health wasn’t talked about during her time — it was taboo and distasteful to expose your pain in public. Sadly, Judy Garland wasn’t given the help she desperately needed, as it was looked down upon and mocked.

Garland has often said that she lived for the crowd. She …

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65 Progressive Inspirational Quotes From Famous Celebrities

The best influential quotes from Hollywood’s hottest stars.

We all know these famous celebrities from Hollywood. We have their posters on our walls and their voices in our heads. We have been hearing their names and watching their television shows and movies for years. We tell ourselves that there was nothing like old Hollywood and imagine ourselves walking the red carpet in those fabulous dresses, and riding in those fancy cars, using those really long cigarette holders.

In reality, we know that being a celebrity isn’t all glamour. As hard as we fight for equal pay today, women in Hollywood back then had to fight to get even a fraction of what they deserved. In a time where many men believed women to be genetically inferior, these trailblazers took the world by storm, showing us that women can succeed in a male dominated business.

Alex Guy Balch was the first female …

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30 Kris Jenner Quotes About How To Be Successful, A Mom & A Strong Woman (All At Once)

Some quotes from the momager herself.

When you think is Kris Jenner what word automatically comes to mind? For me it is “momager”.

Actually trademarking the term in 2017, Kris Jenner is the original momager — she is the manager to all six of her (insanely famous) children, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Kylie Jenner.

A little history on the head of the Kardashian-Jenner clan: before she was married to Robert Kardashian (the attorney on the OJ Simpson trial), Kris, born Kristen Mary Houghton, was a flight attendant for American Airlines. After her divorce from Kardashian, who she had three children with, she became a manager for Olympian Bruce Jenner (now known as Caitlyn Jenner). She married Bruce Jenner in 1991, and they stayed married through the birth of their 2 children together until 2015, when they divorced.

“Keeping Up With the Kardashians” started …

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28 Best Paris Hilton Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Say, ‘That’s Hot’

She’s funnier than you might think.

How can you not love Paris Hilton? She does it all. Paris is a businesswoman, socialite, model, singer, actress, fashion designer, DJ, and media personality.

Paris Hilton’s almost always been famous (being great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton — founder of Hilton Hotels), but a time that really shot her into the limelight — whether or not she wanted the attention — was in 2003, when a private recording of her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon leaded.

The sex tape was later branded 1 Night in Paris, but instead of shying away from the spotlight, she used that newfound fame to help launch her reality television career with friend Nicole Richie by bringing “The Simple Life” series to FOX.

“The Simple Life” followed two rich girls, Richie and Hilton, leave their money behind to go stay with a family on a farm for five weeks. They had …

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54 Unforgettably Funny Jersey Shore Quotes About Love & Living Your Best Life

Gym, Tan, Laundry and hilarity.

On December 3rd, 2009 the world was forever altered. That was the day that the Jersey Shore first premiered. We were introduced to Paul DelVecchio or “Pauly D”, Jennifer Farley or “JWoww”, Samantha Giancola or “Sammi Sweetheart”, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Nicole Polizzi or “Snooki”, Michael Sorrentino or “The Situation”.

We followed these six wonderful weirdos around Seaside Heights, New Jersey as they spent their days working in a souvenir tee-shirt store and their nights drinking and partying excessively. They were almost Shakespearean in the way that they created words and phrases, and implemented them into the modern English language with such ease and grace that I think many of us have forgotten their original origins were rooted near the beaches of New Jersey. You may recognize phrases like “DTF” and “Granade”. They all washed up on those beaches with a margarita and a spray …

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25 Iconic Kylie Jenner Quotes We’ll Never Forget

Quotes from the youngest billionaire, Kylie Jenner.

Kylie Jenner put out her office tour on October 11, and she sang her now-famous slogan “Rise and Shine”. Since then she has gotten more publicity than usual, but even that viral video isn’t what made her famous — Kylie Jenner has been in the spotlight for as long as she can remember.

She was only ten years old when her family’s reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians first aired in 2007, and the show continues to be one of the most watched shows on television to this day.

Being named the youngest self-made billionaire when she was 21, Kylie Jenner is truly a smart, successful businesswomen. At 18 she launched lip kits, a year later naming the company Kylie Cosmetics; and today Kylie Cosmetics sells way more than lip kits — they sell makeup highlighters, eyeshadow, blush, and concealer (it is my favorite concealer of all …

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25 Powerful Celebrity Quotes About Womanhood From Famously Strong Women

The best quotes for women, by women.

A strong woman is a female who radiates confidence, and is unapologetically herself.

Throughout history and in today’s day in age there are so many women to admire — for example Susan B. Anthony, who fought endlessly for the women’s right to vote. Tina Fey, — the first female to be a head writer on Saturday Night Live (SNL). Or, Hillary Clinton who was the first female candidate to run for president in an assigned party.

It could even be the everyday modern woman you admire. There are strong women who surround us every day, like our mothers, sisters and best friends, who are the perfect example of admirable women.

If we look at women who are powerful and engaging, we see that these ladies are true to themselves and never let anyone walk over them — they stand their ground. Being unapologetically yourself and being a badass woman is all about being …

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