Funny Jokes On Summer Season

गर्मी का मौसम इंसान को तरोताज़ा रखता है लेकिन जब अधिक गर्मी पड़ती है तब यह मौसम बहुत परेशान भी करता है | गर्मी के दिन ठंडक पाने के लिए एन्जॉय करने के लिए आप गर्मी के ऊपर शायरियो का आनंद भी उठा सकते है | अगर आप गर्मी के मौसम के ऊपर कुछ बेहतरीन शायरियां, स्टेटस, कविता, जोक्स, दोहे जानना चाहते है तो यहाँ से जान सकते है व उन्हें अपने दोस्तों के साथ फेसबुक व व्हाट्सएप्प पर शेयर भी कर सकते है |

अप्रैल शुरू होते ही

परिवार के
बेरोज़गार सदस्यों के जिम्मे
2 और बड़े काम जुड़ जाएंगे,
फ्रिज में बोतल भर के रखना
और
कूलर में पानी भरना…..

एक आदमी ने फेसबुक पे स्टेटस डाला, “आज मैं छत पर सोऊँगा !”
फिर क्या था…
…पन्द्रह मच्छरों ने लाइक कर दिया…!!!

संता (बंता से) – कल रात तुम अपने बच्चे को बहुत पीट रहे थे,
आखिर ऐसी क्या गलती हो गई उससे?
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बंता – दरअसल 15 दिन बाद उसका रिजल्ट आने वाला है
और मैं आज ही 1 महीने के लिए
Tour पर जा रहा हूं…

गर्मी के दोहे :
पंखा देखत रात गयी,
आई न फिर भी लाईट….
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गाते रहे मच्छर कान मैं
“पार्टी ऑल नाईट”

Viru छत पर दारू पीकर चिल्ला रहा था,
कुत्तों कमीनों…
मैं तुम्हारा खून पी जाऊंगा”
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वहां Basanti आई और पूछा – “क्यों चिल्ला रहे हो ?”
Viru – “साले… ये बड़े Show Room वाले धोख़ेबाज है,
मैंने उनसे 2 टन का AC. खरीदा,
घर आकर वजन किया तो
तीचा आईया…
सिर्फ 13 किलो का निकला.

Kambal Aur Razai Ko Karo Maaf,
Cooler Aur AC Kar Lo Saaf,
Paseena Chutega Din Aur Raat..
Ab Bina Nahaaye Nahi Banegi Baat,
Apne Nature Mein Rakho Narmi,
Meri Taraf Se Aapko Sabhi Ko..
**Happy Garmi**

Summer special –
Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?
Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.

रहिमन कूलर राखिये ..बिन कूलर सब सून।
कूलर बिना ना किसी को ..गर्मीमें मिले सुकून।।
एसी जो देखन मैं गया ..एसी ना मिलया कोय।
जब घर लौटा आपणे ..गर्मी में ऐसी-तैसी होय।।
बिजली का बिल देखकर ..दिया कबीरा रोय।
कूलर एसी के फेर में ..खाता बचा ना कोय।।
बाट ना देखिए एसी की ..चला लीजिए फैन।
चार दिनों की बात है ..फिर आगे सब चैन।।

Yashomati Mom Se
Talking Nandlala,
Radha Q Fair,
I m Q Kala,…

Teacher Student Jokes

Best teacher student jokes in Hindi, these jokes remember our school life. we all know that some special relationship between student and teacher. Here we are presenting funny teacher student jokes, whatsapp jokes for you. Keep loving this site.

टीचर : एक टोकरी में 10 आम है , उसमें से २ आम सड़ गए , बताओ कितने आम बचे ?
संजू : सर , 10 आम
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
संजू : सड़ने के बाद भी आम तो आम ही रहेगा ना , केले तो बन नहीं जायेंगे
आज संजू एक वकील है

टीचर:
बहुवचन किसे कहते है?
पप्पू:
जब बहू अपने ससुराल वालो को खरी-खोटी सुनाती है
तो उसे बहु वचन कहते है।
अध्यापक जी बेहोश होते होते बचे।

टीचर बच्चों से :- हॉस्पिटल का क्या मतलब होता है ?
पप्पू :- मास्टर जी, पृथ्वी से स्वर्ग की ओर जाते समय जो टोल नाका आता है न, वही ‘ हॉस्पिटल ‘ होता है।

भिखारी: भगवान के नाम पे
कुछ दे दे बाबा..
Student – ये ले..
मेरी B.com की डिग्री रख ले..!
भिखारी:- अब रुलाएगा क्या पगले..
तुझे चाहीये तो मेरी
Engineering की रख ले..!

Last Bench Student Question;-
छात्र :- सर राष्ट्र गान और
राष्ट्र पशु दोनों एक साथ आये तो
खड़ा रहना है या भागना
सर ने इस्तीफा दे दिया

टीचर:- “क्लास में लड़ाई क्यों नही करनी चाहिए..?”
संजू:-“क्योंकि पता नही एग्जाम में कब किसके पीछे बैठना पड़ जाये..!”…

Top 20+ Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi

Whatsapp Jokes, Whatsapp Status in Hindi, Funny Jokes,Whatsapp Jokes in hindi, Jokes in Hindi. Latest collection of top 20+ whatsapp Jokes on Whatsapp Shayari.

शादी की नई परिभाषा
यह एक ऐसा रास्ता है जिसमे दो लोग मिलकर ऐसी
समस्याओं का समाधान करने में लगे रहते हैं जो पहले थी ही नहीं ||

राहुल गांधी को देखकर केवल एक ही चीज का अंदाजा
लगाया जा सकता है कि एक डिफेक्टिव प्रोडक्ट
आपकी पूरी दूकान बंद करवा सकता है ||

Airtel 4G का प्रचार सिर्फ यही दिखाता है की
4G सिर्फ खुले ऐरिया में ही काम करता है
जैसे की घर की छत, पार्क या फिर रोड पर घर के भीतर नहीं ||

1 GB पूरा होने के बाद Jio का नेट
ऐसे चलता है
जैसे
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शादी में दुल्हन लहंगा पहन के चलती है

एक मित्र को फ़ोन किया
तो Caller Tune बजी
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जिस व्यक्ति से आप सम्पर्क करना चाहते हैं
वह इस समय पटवारी की तैयारी कर रहे हैं
कृपया पटवारी बनने तक प्रतीक्षा करें

आजकल शादी में खाना खाते वक्त
जब कोई दूसरी बार गुलाब -जामुन माँगता है
तो परोसने वाला ऐसे देखता है
जैसे किसी ने उसकी बेटी ही माँग ली हो

मैंने ज़िन्दगी में जितना भी सफ़र किया है
उससे मुझे एक बात का अनुभव हुआ है
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कि ट्रेन कभी पंचर नहीं होती…

Friendship Whatsapp Status

The Best Mirror Is An Old Friend.

What Is A Best Friend? A Single Soul In Two Bodies.

Friendship Doubles Your Joy And Divides Your Sorrow.

A Single Rose Can Be My Garden… A Single Friend, My World.

Never Let Your Friends Feel Lonely… Disturb Them All The Time.

A Friend Is Someone Who Knows All About You And Still Loves You.

Only A True Best Friend Can Protect You From Your Immortal Enemies.

A Good Friend Is Hard To Find, Hard To Lose, And Impossible To Forget

Best Friend Is Someone Who Loves You When You Forget To Love Yourself.

I Would Rather Walk With A Friend In The Dark, Than Alone In The Light.

A True Friend Is That One Which Takes Your Hand But Touches Your Heart.

Good Friends Are Hard To Find, Difficult To Leave, Impossible To Forget.

Friends Are Like Stars, They Come And Go, But The Ones That Stay Are The Ones That Glow

Good Friends Will Share The Umbrella. Best Friends Will Steal It And Yell: Run Loser Run!

The Best Way To Stay Close To Someone Is By Being Just Friend. Nothing More And Nothing Less

A Friend Is Someone Who Can See The Truth And Pain In You Even When You Are Fooling Everyone Else

Nice Friendship Is Like The Breathing Air, You Will Never See It But You Will Always Feel Its Presence.

Don’T Walk Behind Me; I May Not Lead. Don’T Walk In Front Of Me; I May Not Follow. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.

Best Friends Are There For You Even If You Refuse To Talk To Them. Because They Know, Deep Down, The Silence Is Killing You.

Friendship Is So Weird… You Just Pick A Human You’Ve Met And You’Re Like “Yup I Like This One” And You Just Do Stuff With Them.

To Be A Best Friend Doesn’T Take Much, A Shoulder, An Ear, Some Understanding, And Not Even Have To Say A Word To Make You Laugh Or Smile

If You Feel Hollow, Let Me Be The One, Who Fills You Up With Love. Let Me Free The Butterflies Within. Just Open Your Heart, And Let Me In.

Friendship… Is Not Something You Learn In School. But If You Haven’T Learned The Meaning Of Friendship, You Really Haven’T Learned Anything.

You Can Always Tell Who Your True Friends Are. They Are The …

New year status 2018

New year status 2018 | New year whatsapp status | new year status for whatsapp & facebook 2018

New Years Resolution:
Do Less Laundry And Use More Deodorant.

Don’T Forget The Past,
Learn From It. Happy New Year.

Self Improvement Is A
Never-Ending Task. Happy New Year.

If You Don’T Like Where You Are,
Move. You Are Not A Tree.

A Life Without Love Is
Like A Year Without Summer.

Don’T Forget The Past,
Learn From It. Happy New Year.

The Secret Of Success Is To
Know Something Nobody Else Knows.

Cheers To The New Year.
May It Be A Memorable One. Happy New Year.

A Failure Is A Success Only If
You Learn From The Mistakes You Did.

Whether You Think You Can,
Or Think You Can’T Your’Re Always Right.

Hard Work Is A Two Way Street.
You Get Back Exactly What You Put In.

Wish You Happy Holidays Season With
Unforgettable Christmas And New Year.

In 2018 I Will Not Stress Myself Out
About Things I Can’T Control Or Change.

May Each And Every Day Of Yours
Be Renewed With Lots Of Happiness And Love.

Success Belongs Only To Those Who
Are Willing To Work Harder Than Anyone Else.

It Is Time To Forget The Past And
Celebrate A New Beginning. Happy New Year.

May You Reach More Milestone,
And Discover More Friends In Upcoming New Year.

With All Fragrance Of A Rose And
Lights Of The Sun, I Wish You A Happy New Year.

Don’T Let The Shadows Of Yesterday
Spoil The Sunshine Of Tomorrow. Live For Today.

I Blame Disney Movies For Making Me
Grow Up Believing Everything Has A Happy Ending.

Wish You And Your Family A Happy,
Healthy, Prosperous And Successful New Year Ahead.

Sending You Wishes For A Happy Year Filled With
Health, Prosperity, Love And Loads Of Fun!

May The Coming Year Bring More Happiness To
You Than Last Year. May You Have An Amazing Year.

In 2018 Parents Worry About What Their Sons
Download And What Their Daughters Upload On The Internet.

My New Year’S 2018 Resolution Is To Stop Hanging Out
With People Who Ask Me About My New Year’S Resolutions.

Without Positive Attitude, Success Is Called Luck.
But With Positive Attitude, Success Is Called Achievement.

Wishing You A Year Filled With Great Joy Peace And
Prosperity Have A Wonderful Year Ahead Happy New Year 2018!!!

Write It On Your …

Birthday wishes Status for whatsapp & facebook

Birthday Wishes for Friend | Birthday wishes for Girlfriend | Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend #Birthday wishes for Sister & Brother # birthday gritting thoughts | Birthday wishes for whatsapp & Facebook

I hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!

Have a wonderful birthday. I wish your every day to be filled with lots of love, laughter, happiness and the warmth of sunshine.

May your coming year surprise you with the happiness of smiles, the feeling of love and so on. I hope you will find plenty of sweet memories to cherish forever. Happy birthday.

On your special day, I wish you good luck. I hope this wonderful day will fill up your heart with joy and blessings. Have a fantastic birthday, celebrate the happiness on every day of your life. Happy Birthday!!

May this birthday be filled with lots of happy hours and also your life with many happy birthdays, that are yet to come. Happy birthday.

Let’s light the candles and celebrate this special day of your life. Happy birthday.

You are very special and that’s why you need to float with lots of smiles on your lovely face. Happy birthday.

Special day, special person and special celebration. May all your dreams and desires come true in this coming year. Happy birthday.

You are my true friend. You were always with me, you supported me, you boosted me up when I was down. Thanks for being such a friend of mine. Happy birthday.

Let your all the dreams to be on fire and light your birthday candles with that. Have a gorgeous birthday.

It’s your birthday. Now you’ve more grown up. Every year you’re becoming more perfect.

Wishing my friend a very happy birthday and you don’t need to speak it out loud that I’m your best friend too. Love you dear.

There are so many important things that I’ve learnt from you. Happy Birthday, dad.

Sis, we are a great pair because we always look gorgeous in our photos! Happy Birthday.

The years we shared while growing up are like treasures to me. I can remember our every moment of laughter. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.

Another birthday, so you are growing older gradually. But I …