30 Best ‘The Office’ Quotes

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today.

You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere use The Office quotes or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan, there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best The Office quotes to …

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50 Food Quotes & Famous Sayings About Eating Well

Best quotes about food of all time.

Food. A four-letter word that supports our entire life, literally. An aroma of nostalgic home-cooked meals while you’re withering away in a bowl of premade ramen noodles. It is an essential element of our everyday lives.

Nothing can bring a group of people together like a feast of delicious foods spread across a table. Throughout every moment of victory or defeat, food has and always will be there for you. Just broke up with your boyfriend? Your best friend shows up with a bottle of cheap wine and Chinese takeout. Celebrating graduation? Your family rents out a restaurant and you are submerged in multiple cuisines. Mourning the death of a family member? Everyone shows up at your house afterward to chow down and drink coffee.

Food is a universal language and can create bonds from near and far.

Whenever I am on vacation, …

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29 Best John Mulaney Quotes And Funny Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

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John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of “I Love the ‘80s” titled “I Love the ‘30s.” Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, “Best Week Ever.”

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for “Saturday Night Live” and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For “SNL,” he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader, as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 …

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50 Sassy Quotes About Jealousy To Give To All Your Haters (And Tell Them To Back Off!)

I let my haters be my motivators.

There are two types of people in this world; those who stop at nothing to reach their goals, and those who live to bring those people down. A world without haters here and there seems ideal. The truth is, these kinds of jealous and ugly people are the reasons why it is easier to get sh– done.

If you have a crowd of people cheering you on and chanting your name, it may feel amazing at the moment. However, you’re trying your best not to mess up and disappoint them.

When you have those few people who are looking at you in pure disgust, praying on your downfall, that is when you get into full-on boss mode. You won’t hesitate to get down and dirty to prove that these people will not phase you, nor will they intimidate you.

Tell your haters to …

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The 50 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Your Most Hilarious Friends

Because life would be so boring without laughter.

Need some funny quotes to make your friends laugh? Laughing is the best way to get your day started.

For me having a good dose of humor gives me an extra boost of positivity. If I’m in a sour mood before work, I listen to Amy Schumer’s raunchy in your face humor. If I still feel a little down. I search YouTube to find new hilarious video clips.

There is just something about getting a good laugh. Getting a chuckle can really balance your mood. It can add just enough joy in your day to get over any slumps.

That’s right, I am implying that funny quotes can save your day.

They can be a fantastic way to lift your mood and bring a little sunshine to your life.

Just having humor in our lives can be a major stress reliever. By …

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25 Funny Quotes For Instagram Selfie Captions To Make Your Followers LOL

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Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor.

“But first, let me take a selfie.”

Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as selfies.

Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be.

We see selfies all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze. And when you feel like posting one yourself, it can be tough to think of just the right funny quotes or saying to use as the perfect caption for your pics.

Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then?

There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie, too. Maybe you’re on a fabulous vacation …

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31 Best Short & Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship

Because love is funny-strange, but it’s also funny ha-ha.

We’ve all heard that love is patient and love is kind, but have you ever thought about how hilariously funny love and romantic relationships can be as well?

That’s right. As any stand up comic can tell you, love can bring a chuckle, giggle or a side-splitting laugh out of just about anyone you’ll meet.

When you’re in love, you are automatically having a good time. You are with the person you adore the most, and anything you do with them brings a smile to your face, even when they’re annoying you worse than anyone has before! So naturally, your dating and love life are sure to be full of some downright entertaining moments.

Of course, there are also parts of love that don’t seem funny at first, but that you find yourself laughing about it later on.

Bad breakups, fights …

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50 Best Savage Quotes For When You’re In A Super-Sassy Mood

Sassy but always classy. Well, almost always.

Have you ever been told that you’re sassy? Maybe someone said it to you in a negative way to make you feel like it was something you needed to change.

Being that fierce and feeling like a savage queen isn’t OK with everyone all the time, but, ummmm … who asked that person to approve of anything you do or feel anyway?

Sometimes it’s good to just be in a … mood. *shrugs*

If you’re feeling that savage mood, own it, just like the best sassy quotes do.

Look, everyone has their vices and you are no exception. Sure, there may be some correlation with attitude problems and being sassy, but you don’t have to be a mean person to be strong-willed in that way.

It can come off a little strong, but sometimes that savage kind of attitude you get when you’re …

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27 Jenny Slate Quotes, Jokes & Memes About Heartbreak & Having No Regrets

She’s weird and we love it!

Jenny Slate is an actress, author, and comedian. She started performing comedy with her best friend Gabe Liedman after meeting him at Columbia University in 2000. They became comedy duo ‘Gabe & Jenny.’ In 2008, they then began doing free stand up shows in Williamsburg with Max Silvestri called Big Terrific. Around that time, Slate started performing a one-woman show called Jenny Slate: Dead Millionaire at Uprights Citizens Brigade Theatre (UCBT).

In 2009, Jenny Slate appeared in sketches on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the television shows Girls, Bob’s Burgers, Important Things with Demitri Martin, and others. During this time, Slate was hired on Saturday Night Live for one season. In her first episode, she accidentally cursed during her first sketch “Biker Chit Chat.”

In 2010, Jenny Slate co-wrote and voiced the …

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29 John Mulaney Quotes And Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

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John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of I Love the ‘80s titled I Love the ‘30s. Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then, Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, Best Week Ever.

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for Saturday Night Live and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For SNL, he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 …

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