50 Funny Quarantine Letter Board Quote Ideas

Wash your hands, ya filthy animal!

If you haven’t been on social media lately, you probably haven’t heard of the latest trend everyone has been reeling into. The newest Instagram aesthetic that’s being shared all over is called a “letterboard” — and it’s super cute. It is basically a felt letter board that you can stick plastic letters onto to create a short, cute or funny message in your own home to cheer you up.

A lot of people use these boards to give themselves daily inspiration, or to get their days started on a positive beat at the office. The possibilities of what you can do with your felt letter board are endless! You can customize and design your letter board to your likes and interests, and you can make it as funny, as motivational or as dirty as you like.

In the wake of the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic, many of us have been ordered to work from home and stay indoors as much as possible, many of us being forced to quarantine or isolate ourselves for weeks on end in an attempt to slow the spread of this deadly virus. It’s a scary time to be alive, but even though we are home 24 hours a day with no certainty that life is going to return to normal soon, it’s no reason to worry or feel like our life is over just yet.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed or stressed out about coronavirus, you can find a way to bring positivity into your home with these funny quarantine letter board quote ideas that are sure to make you crack a smile.

First things first, order yourself a felt letter board! You can find some cute ones on Etsy or Amazon (remember to stay home and order online so it can be delivered and you can do your social distancing). Or (you’ve got time now, remember?) you can make your own. There are plenty of DIY videos on YouTube and Pinterest to help you make one from materials you can find around the house or order from your local fabric store.

Next, think of how visually pleasing you’d like for your felt letter board to look! Once you get all of your accessories, it’s time for you to decide just what you would like to write on your board.

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40 Best Ron Swanson Quotes From Parks And Rec

Parks and Rec may have ended in 2015, but Ron Ulysses Swanson quotes remain a constant source of wisdom and relatability in these uncertain times. 

Though he is distant and hyper-masculine, Ron secretly harbors respect and care for those around them and is a great comic relief source. A breakfast aficionado, woodworking savant, avid fisherman, and secret jazz saxophonist, Ron has lived a full life. He has plenty of advice for the rest of us.

The Parks and Recreation department director in Pawnee has opinions on everything from America to skim-milk — his wisdom knows no bounds!

Best Ron Swanson Quotes

Buckle up, grab a whiskey, and get ready because they are splitting hilarious.

1. “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.” —Ron Swanson

2. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … I worry what you heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?” —Ron Swanson

3. “When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” —Ron Swanson

4. “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.” —Ron Swanson

5. “I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.” —Ron Swanson

6. “Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.” —Ron Swanson

7. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.” —Ron Swanson

8. “I’m not interested in caring about people.” —Ron Swanson

9. “There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.” —Ron Swanson

10. “Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.” —Ron Swanson

11. “Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” —Ron Swanson

12. “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” —Ron Swanson

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50 Funny Mom Quotes To Share On Mother’s Day

Moms need a laugh too.

Society paints this image that motherhood is effortless and always rewarding. News flash, that isn’t always the case, as these oh-so funny mom quotes we’ve listed below undoubtedly prove.

Sure, there are amazing moments that make you proud to have brought life into this world, then there are others that make you question even wanting to be a mom in the first place.

Unfortunately being a mom isn’t awesome 100% of the time. Mothers have both good and bad days. Even funny days.

Mothers as a whole experience a lot of the same things, but everyone’s journey to motherhood and parenting is different. One thing is for sure, motherhood is full of hilarious moments. You just have to catch on to the jokes in the midst of all the chaos.

When you look back on those memories with your kids or even being pregnant, that you once thought were awful, you can’t help but laugh. Kids are really funny. They have a way of brightening the mood of a situation by just being themselves.

Admittingly, having a toddler run around the house with a diaper of their head as you leave for work is very annoying in the moment, but when you look back it’ll make you laugh and smile. Kids always leave you with a funny story to tell.

You’ll see the humor in motherhood, once you stop trying to be the perfect mom. The concept of a perfect mom is unattainable. Even women who have six or more kids don’t have parenting completely figured out.

Motherhood is one of those things where you learn through experience. All you can hope for is that you’re being the best mom you can be. We just have to laugh at those less than perfect moments.

If you’re in need of a quick laugh, check out these funny mom quotes to share with your family as you celebrate Mother’s Day.

1. Moms deserve four arms.

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ― Milton Berle

2. What’s sleep at when you’re a mom?

“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” ― Amy Poehler

3. Infants are adorable bundles of torture.

“Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You …

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50 Funny, Positive Quotes To Help You Keep Your Chin Up

Look for the good right now (even though it’s hard).

It’s important to not take life too seriously, especially right now. This message is the most important during times of frustration and chaos. There are moments where we can become so overwhelmed, like right now, during the coronavirus pandemic … we don’t know how to feel.

So funny, positive quotes can help us through by training our brains to focus on the good in life. The laughs help you keep your chin up during the hardest parts of life.

Laughing and crying are two responses that come from the same part of your brain. Humor is a great way of communicating a message that sticks, and especially now, we need those messages to be positive ones.

In the midst of sadness, pain and grief (which is what many of us are feeling right now), it’s important to include an element of playfulness and fun to ease the burden of life. They do say laughter is the best medicine, so let’s give it a try. Look to these funny, positive quotes to help you keep your chin up.

1. You’re not that small.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — Dalai Lama

2. Remember the three bones.

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire

3. Nothing is impossible.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A.A. Milne

3. Always wear a smile.

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” — Charles Gordy

4. Start with the truth.

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” — Mark Twain

5. Don’t be lazy.

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison

6. Be careful what you wish for.

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright

7. Have a laugh.

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

8. Focus on your actions.

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers

9. Follow the right path….literally.

“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the …

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29 Best John Mulaney Quotes And Funny Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of “I Love the ‘80s” titled “I Love the ‘30s.” Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, “Best Week Ever.”

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for “Saturday Night Live” and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For “SNL,” he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader, as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left “Saturday Night Live” as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot called “Mulaney,” which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write “Documentary Now!” and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like “Crashing,” “Difficult People,” and “Portlandia.” Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show “Big Mouth,” co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled “The Top Part,” “New in Town” in 2012, and “The Comeback Kid” in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called “Kid Gorgeous,” for which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, “Oh, Hello” in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch,” which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, who make up the …

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25 Funny Quotes For Instagram Selfie Captions To Make Your Followers LOL

Everyone loves a quirky sense of humor.

“But first, let me take a selfie.”

Yes, that’s right. The notorious picture-taking style known as selfies.

Fun fact: It’s now a word found in the dictionary. Seriously! That’s just how powerful social media can be.

We see selfies all over our Instagram and social media feeds, and it seems everyone these days is in on the selfie craze. And when you feel like posting one yourself, it can be tough to think of just the right funny quotes or saying to use as the perfect caption for your pics.

Whether you love them or hate them, sometimes we take a selfie for the simple fact that no one else is around to help us take a photo. What’s a person to do in that situation then?

There’s lots of different purposes for a selfie, too. Maybe you’re on a fabulous vacation somewhere and want to share it with our friends, family, and followers. Or you could just be having a really great hair and makeup day and need some photo documentation. No shame.

But again, even if you’ve studied up on how to capture a fantastic selfie for Instagram, you may have absolutely no idea what caption to put with it. Sure, you can be all aloof with some random reference that no one else will understand, but that’s no fun.

If you have a great sense of humor, why not show that off with a hilariously funny Instagram selfie caption?

If you’re trying to build up your social media following or are looking for new ways to engage with your followers, funny captions are way more interesting than just saying ‘mood’ or ‘hey’.

It’s social media. It’s okay to have some fun with it. You don’t always need to take yourself so seriously all the time.

If you’re reading this and are thinking, “Yeah, I want to have some witty captions for my selfies,” keep going.

Here’s our collection of the 25 best funny quotes and sayings to use as Instagram selfie captions your followers will appreciate.

1. When you take a selfie at the gym.

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.”

2. Appearances are deceiving.

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

3. The ideal life goals.

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30 Funny College Memes About Being A Broke College Student

If you’ve got student debt, raise your hand.

College takes it out of you and your wallet. It’s no secret that college is expensive, so it’s understandable that so many college students are broke, hitting the poverty line with such force that their $1000 textbooks fall out of their backpacks.

While it’s a sad fact, some humor emerges from the reality of broke college students. Of course, you’ll find your innovative broke students, your complaining ones and your broke students who just embrace their poverty head-on.


If you’re in college, you likely know the financial struggles most college students face and can relate to your peers’ tears and anguish on a personal level. However, there’s nothing more relatable than these funny memes about college life.

College memes can show how ridiculously funny your situation can be and how it looks to someone on the outside of it. These college quotes about being a broke student depict the funniest and most relatable moments of your financially challenged college life. After all, let’s face it, not having money has gotten us in some pretty interesting predicaments, so discovering that we’re not alone with our financial difficulties is reassuring that we can graduate and keep on surviving as broke adults for a while, too.

Without further ado, here are the best funny memes about college and quotes for students struggling financially that will make you say, “Yep, that’s so me.”

1. When you need milk, but it’s not in the meal plan.

2. Whenever you ask for money from your parents.

“When your parents ask how you’re doing financially.” — Unknown

3. When you know you’re getting ripped off on your college textbooks.

“Student Special!! $79.95”

4. When even coupons can’t help you save money.

“I wish college had coupons. Buy one semester, get one semester free.” — Unknown

5. When you can’t afford your electricity bill.

6. When your wallet says “no” to you having a social life.

“How am I supposed to have a lit summer with $4.50?” — Unknown

7. When there’s no other way you can pay off your student loan debt.

“I’m looking forward to the Apocalypse since it’s apparently the only way that I won’t have to pay back my student loans.” — Unknown

8. When you live on Ramen noodles.

“Truck carrying Ramen noodles crashes, estimated loss to company, $38.00.” — Unknown

9. When you learn

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26 All Time Best Betty White Quotes & Funny Memes In Honor Of Her (98th!) Birthday

Happy 98th birthday, Betty White!

There are people who are placed in the limelight with fame that comes and goes; and then there are people like Betty White — legendary actress from movies and sitcoms including The Golden Girls, That 70s Show and Hot In Cleveland — who still (on her 98th birthday!) has a personality that will last a lifetime as evidenced by her best quotes and memes throughout the years.

And on January 17, her charisma and charm have been given to the world for 98 years.


Betty White was born in Oak Park Illinois on January 17, 1922. Having a career that began at the young age of 17, she immersed herself to different areas of the movie business, such acting, hosting and producing.

She is widely known for her role in the seven-season show The Golden Girls, where she played Rose Nylund — a funny and quick-witted character, who was able to form a relationship with everyone she meets.

Over the course of eight years, this fictional character mirrored Betty White’s actual personality, making the world fall in love with her episode by episode. While her role in The Golden Girls played a large role in the development of her fame, she is also remembered for her work beyond that.

Her personal accomplishments run the gamut. She won the Regional (LA) Emmy award in 1952 as an outstanding female personality and is a three-time award winner for the American Comedy Awards. She was the first woman to win a Daytime Emmy Award under the category of Outstanding Game Show Host.


As an advocate for living your best life and spreading positivity, Betty White’s legacy reaches further than just the films and shows she has starred in, and the awards she has won.

As an avid animal lover, Betty White has done charitable work for years. She has devoted her life to the welfare of animals, never seeing it as something she should do, but had to do.

For more than half of her life, Betty has unfailingly made an impact on not only the entertainment industry, but also the way we view life, and the importance of living an optimistic life.

To help celebrate her 98th birthday, here’s a collection of the best Betty White quotes and funny memes that remind us of all the ways she has charmed us all through the years. …

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16 Funny Jokes & Wednesday Memes To Get You Through Hump Day With A Smile

You’re almost to the weekend!

Sometimes the work week or the school week can be hard to make it through. All it takes is for someone to take a little time just to make you laugh to make your day so much better.

I know that when I am really stressed, anxious, or worried, some little funny jokes or memes make my day so much brighter. Especially because it’s half-way through the week, getting through hump day can feel like an accomplishment in itself — plus you’re only two days away from the weekend!

Wednesday can be tiring and discouraging, but if you look at the bright side, you’ll see that you’ve already gotten through the tough part of the week, so the next few days should be a total breeze.

You know, when you feel good, everything seems to come a little easier and things are not as overwhelming as they would have been. Sometimes stress can be very hard to deal with, so that is where funny memes and jokes come in during the grueling work week.

A little advice for finding the best memes and jokes to brighten your day? Find and like a Facebook page or similar social media feed that is solely dedicated to memes and jokes. Doing so will give you a readily available source that will automatically fill your news feed with the memes that are getting good reactions from people all over the web, so you’re bound to find something you like by surprise when you’re sneaking another peek while you’re on your lunch break.

So when Wednesday rolls around again and you’re ready for some good ‘ole hump day jokes, look to our collection of the best Wednesday jokes and Wednesday memes to help you through the rest of your workweek.

1. Pre, Pre Friday!

“Today is Wednesday which means tomorrow is pre-Friday which means the next day is Friday, so it’s basically Friday.”

2. Anyone up for wine Wednesday?

“Hey, guess what day it is!” “Wine Wednesday.”

3. For the drama queens on Wednesday.

“Why do we tell actors to ‘break a leg’?” —”Because every play has a cast.”

4. Reality check.

“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday!

5. It only Wednesday.

“This is my ‘It’s only Wednesday’ face.”

6. Breakfast time?

“How do you keep a bagel from getting away?” —”Put lox on it.”


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15 Funny Jokes, Sarcastic Quips & Lighthearted Quotes To Lighten The Mood When Things Get Super Heavy

Life’s tough. Make it funnier.

Life isn’t easy.

There are times where we think absolutely nothing good will happen to us. There are days where it seems everything is falling apart and we can’t seem to get anything right.

With the good moments in life come the bad, and it can be hard to find the light on a dark day. They say laughter is the best medicine, but they also probably haven’t had multiple bad days in a row where nothing seems funny anymore.

When life gets rough, the best thing you can do is find humor and laughter during a bad day. Poke fun at your mistakes and laugh at the unfortunate tale that is your life – you’re not the only one who has ever said something stupid to someone you liked or dealt with the death of a pet. From little life blunders to major tragic events, there is always room for a few laughs that make your sad tears turn into happy ones.

Here are 15 funny quotes about life, sarcastic jokes and witty quips to remind you that even on the darkest of days where things seem super heavy, there is always time for a quick joke between friends to lighten the mood.

We all have bad days – it is fighting to find the good parts in those days that really matter.

1. When you thought you found a next level parking spot on a busy day

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.'” – Tommy Cooper

2. When any birthday past the age of 21 rolls around

“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder that will do that for me.” – Stephen Fry

3. Sometimes, the hardest part of the week is simply just a Monday morning

“Tuesday is a terrific day because it means I got through Monday.” – Unknown

4. Anger Management 101

“When you’re angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain

5. When in doubt, wine it out

“Wine is constant proof that God loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

6. Most of our problems are made worse by our over thinking

“I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing

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