29 Best John Mulaney Quotes And Funny Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of “I Love the ‘80s” titled “I Love the ‘30s.” Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, “Best Week Ever.”

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for “Saturday Night Live” and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For “SNL,” he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader, as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left “Saturday Night Live” as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot called “Mulaney,” which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write “Documentary Now!” and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like “Crashing,” “Difficult People,” and “Portlandia.” Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show “Big Mouth,” co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled “The Top Part,” “New in Town” in 2012, and “The Comeback Kid” in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called “Kid Gorgeous,” for which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, “Oh, Hello” in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called “John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch,” which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, who make up the

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51 Best Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life & Funny Ellen Memes That Teach Us About Compassion

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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31 Best Short & Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship

Because love is funny-strange, but it’s also funny ha-ha.

We’ve all heard that love is patient and love is kind, but have you ever thought about how hilariously funny love and romantic relationships can be as well?

That’s right. As any stand up comic can tell you, love can bring a chuckle, giggle or a side-splitting laugh out of just about anyone you’ll meet.

When you’re in love, you are automatically having a good time. You are with the person you adore the most, and anything you do with them brings a smile to your face, even when they’re annoying you worse than anyone has before! So naturally, your dating and love life are sure to be full of some downright entertaining moments.

Of course, there are also parts of love that don’t seem funny at first, but that you find yourself laughing about it later on.

Bad breakups, fights and misunderstandings may arise and put a strain on things. But once you are able to work through it with your partner, you’re also able to see the humor in the situation.

After all, life would be a lot less interesting if we didn’t operate that way. Could you imagine a humor-less society? Ugh. That would be horrible.

Thank heavens for comedians and their interesting outlook on everything that goes on in our world!

Being able to evaluate hard situations and find a sort of silver lining somewhere within it all is truly a gift. And it’s something we can all learn from, because it’s important to remember not to take everything too seriously. Life is a lot easier to take on when everything isn’t always so big and scary and you can chuckle at situations.

There’s a funny thing about love and relationships … and it’s called everything.

Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the best funny love quotes they’ve spoken or written to prove it. Not only are these phrases hilarious, they’re 100 percent spot-on, and from some of the world’s most famous, influential people to date.

Here are the 31 best short and funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the craziness of dating, sex and relationships.

1. Who your partner really is will always be revealed.

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — …

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51 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Life That Teach Us How To Love Each Other Better

Not only is she funny, but she teaches us every day to be compassionate to the people around us.

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, writer, and television host. When it comes to stand-up comedy, Ellen started performing in small clubs. However, in 1981 she became the emcee at Clyde’s Comedy Club. Around that time, she began to go on tours all over the nation, and in 1984, Showtime declared her The Funniest Person In America.

In 1986, Ellen appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. After she performed that set, Carson motioned for her to join him for an on-air interview, which was the first time a female comedian was invited to partake in that. Even though Ellen stopped performing stand-up in 2003, she made her comeback after 15 years by releasing a special to Netflix called Relatable.

Ellen DeGeneres also has a very successful television career. She had her first regular TV role in 1989 on a sitcom called Open House. She also had parts in shows like One Night Stand and Laurie Hill.

In 1994, Ellen DeGeneres starred in the show These Friends of Mine but after a season they changed the name of the show to Ellen. In 1997, “came out” as a lesbian on The Oprah Winfrey Show and thus, her character on Ellen also came out as gay in the sitcom. Ellen then became the first show on prime-time to include an openly gay leading character, however, the show was canceled shortly after in 1998, so DeGeneres began her own talk show called The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2003.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show was incredibly successful, receiving over 20 Daytime Emmy Awards in the first five seasons. The show continues to air daily on NBC.

In 2008, Ellen DeGeneres married actress Portia de Rossi, and in 2009, was a judge on American Idol — but DeGeneres decided to leave the show after just one season because she didn’t enjoy judging the contestants.

She then explored interior design with her show Ellen’s Design Challenge in 2015. In 2017, she hosted Ellen’s Game of Games which featured weird competitions among her audience members.

Along with her television work, Ellen DeGeneres is famous for voice acting the role of Dory in the animated film Finding Nemo in 2003. She then reprised her role in 2016 in the film Finding Dory. …

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29 John Mulaney Quotes And Jokes From His Best Comedy Shows

John Mulaney always is up for something new.

John Mulaney is an iconic stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and actor. He studied English Literature and Religion at Georgetown University. When he graduated in 2004, he moved to New York with the hopes of being a comedian and began working as an office assistant at Comedy Central. A year later, he pitched the idea of making a parody of I Love the ‘80s titled I Love the ‘30s. Mulaney ended up making the show with Nick Kroll. Then, Mulaney was hired as a commentator on the VH1 show, Best Week Ever.

In 2008, Mulaney auditioned for Saturday Night Live and got hired on the writing team and worked there for six years. For SNL, he is known for co-creating the character of Stefon with Bill Hader as well as appearing on the Weekend Update. Mulaney returned to Saturday Night Live in 2018 and 2019 as a host.

After John Mulaney left Saturday Night Live as a writer in 2012 to pursue other comedic ventures, Fox picked up his sitcom pilot, called Mulaney, which he starred in, produced, and wrote. Unfortunately, the show didn’t perform well and was canceled shortly after, in 2015.

Mulaney then went on to write Documentary Now!, Oh, Hello on Broadway, and the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. He also took on roles on television shows like Crashing, Difficult People, and Portlandia. Mulaney also currently voices the role of Andrew Glouberman in the show Big Mouth, co-created by Nick Kroll. In 2017 and 2018, he and Nick Kroll hosted the Independent Spirit Awards together.

In addition to his television work, John Mulaney performed stand-up comedy as a headliner since 2008. In 2009, he came out with a stand-up comedy album titled The Top Part, New in Town in 2012, and The Comeback Kid in 2015 on Netflix, which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. In 2018, Mulaney released another comedy special to Netflix called Kid Gorgeous, from which he received an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special.

John Mulaney also had a Broadway show, Oh, Hello in 2016, which was filmed and released to Netflix in 2017.

More recently, in 2019, Mulaney released a children’s musical comedy special to Netflix called John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Brunch, which showcases Mulaney and 15 child actors, …

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28 Best Bo Burnham Jokes & Funny Quotes From His Best Comedy Shows

Goodbye sadness, hello jokes.

Bo Burnham is a man of many talents — he’s a comedian, musician, actor, director, and poet. He got his start on YouTube in 2006. However, he was posting funny songs on YouTube before it became a platform that really created celebrities and careers. He was simply posting silly songs he recorded in his high school bedroom to share with his friends and family.

Bo Burnham’s YouTube videos became a hit and now they have over 200 million views.

In 2008, he signed a four-year record deal with Comedy Central Records. He also released his EP, Bo fo Sho, that year. In 2009, he recorded a half-hour Comedy Central special and became the youngest comedian, at the age of 18, to release a special on the network. His full-length album titled Bo Burnham also came out that same year.

Burnham was born and raised in Massachusetts where he graduated from an all-boys catholic school called St. John’s Preparatory School. He was involved in the theatre program and worked diligently to be on the honor roll throughout his high school years. When he graduated in 2008, he got into New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts to study experimental theatre. However, he decided to not attend and instead focus on his comedy pursuits.

In 2010, Bo Burnham released his second album called Words Words Words and recorded his first live special, of the same name, and it aired on Comedy Central. That year he was nominated for “Best Comedy Show” at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards for his Words Words Words performance.

That year he also wrote, produced, and starred in an MTV reality show satire called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous. Each episode focused on Zach rebranding himself in hopes to become famous and it was an intelligent subversion of the reality television genre. However, placing the show on a network among the reality shows he is poking fun of caused some viewers to not understand that it was satirical, thus it was not picked up for a second season.

Bo Burnham’s third comedy special and album, What., came out in 2013 on Netflix, as well as his YouTube channel. That same year he also released his first poetry book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone.

His third stand-up special, Make Happy, was released on Netflix in 2016.

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Pappu ki Funny English – Joke in Hindi

अंग्रेजी बोलने का भूत जब दिमाग पर
चढ़ता है तो कुछ इस प्रकार का माहौल बन जाता है..

टीचर – कल तुम कोचिंग नहीं आये कहाँ थे.?

स्टुडेंट – वो कल हमारे यहां मंदिर में
ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी था ना, इसलिए नहीं आ पाया।

टीचर – ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी से मतलब ?

स्टुडेंट – मतलब सुन्दर काण्ड था।

टीचर अभी भी सदमें है……

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Funny Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi, Funny Whatsapp Message in hindi, Funny hindi jokes, Funny hindi Quotes

Funny Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi, Funny Whatsapp Message in hindi, Funny hindi jokes, Funny hindi Quotes

मेरी तो हँसी ही नहीं रुक
रही यार…
बिल गेट्स ने अपने माइक्रोसॉफ्ट के
कनाडा के बिज़नेस के लिए चेयरमैन की जॉब
लिए एन इंटरव्यू रखा… इंटरव्यू के लिए
5000 लोग एक बड़े होल में इकट्ठा हुए…
इन सब में एक कैंडिडेट पटना, बिहार से
भी थे… नाम था ‘मनोज प्रताप’
बिल गेट्स: इंटरव्यू में आने के लिए आप
सबका शुक्रिया… जो लोग java नहीं जानते
हैं, वो जा सकते हैं
(ये सुन कर 2000 लोग रूम छोड़ कर चले
गए)
‘मनोज प्रताप’ ने मन में सोचा, “मुझे कौन-
सा ससुरी java आती है… लेकिन रुकने में
ही क्या नुकसान है… देखते हैं आगे-आगे
क्या होता है”
बिल गेट्स: जिन लोगों को 100 लोगों से
बड़ी टीम को मैनेज करने
का तजुर्बा नहीं हैं,
वो जा सकते हैं…
(ये सुन कर 2000 लोग रूम छोड़ कर चले
गए)
‘मनोज प्रताप’ ने मन में सोचा, “मैंने
तो ससुरी भैंस भी एक साथ 3 से
ज्यादा नहीं चराई… ये 100
लोगों की टीम
मैनेज करने की बात कर रहा है… लेकिन रुकने
में ही क्या नुकसान है… देखते हैं आगे-आगे
क्या होता है”
बिल गेट्स: जिन लोगों के पास मैनेजमेंट
का डिप्लोमा नहीं है, वो जा सकते हैं…
(ये सुन कर 500 लोग रूम छोड़ कर चले गए)
‘मनोज प्रताप’ ने मन में सोचा, “मैंने
तो 8वी क्लास में ही स्कूल छोड़ दिया था…
ये ससुरा डिप्लोमा की बात कर रहा है… …
लेकिन रुकने में ही क्या नुकसान है… देखते हैं
आगे-आगे क्या होता है…”
सबसे आखिर में बिल गेट्स ने कहा: जो लोग
जापानी भाषा में बात नहीं कर सकते,
वो जा सकते हैं…
(ये सुन कर 498 लोग रूम छोड़ कर चले गए)
‘मनोज प्रताप’ ने मन में सोचा, “मुझे
तो जापानी भाषा का एक शब्द
भी नहीं आता… लेकिन रुकने में
ही क्या नुकसान है… देखते हैं आगे-आगे
क्या होता है…”
अब ‘मनोज प्रताप’ ने पाया की वो खुद और
सिर्फ़ एक ही और candidate इंटरव्यू के
लिए बचे हैं… बाकी सब जा चुके थे…
बिल गेट्स उन दोनों के पास आया और उनसे
कहा, “जैसा की आप देख सकते हैं कि अब
सिर्फ़ आप दोनों ही हैं candidate बचे हैं
जो जापानी भाषा जानते हैं… में
चाहूँगा कि आप दोनों आपस में जापानी में
बात करके दिखाएँ”
‘मनोज प्रताप’ धीरे से दूसरे candidate से
बोला, “कौन जिला घर पड़ी हो..??”
दूसरे
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Rajasthani Joke – Shehar ki Party

गाँव के भोले लोग, शहर में एक शादी के रिसेप्शन में गए,

अंदर गये तो इतने सारे सलाद की आइटम देख कर बाहर आ गये,
बाहर आकर एक बोला…

अभी तो सब्जी भी नहीं बनी है…!!! कटी धरी है !!…

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Latest Pati aur Patni Joke in Hindi

पत्नि मायके से वापिस आयी,,,
पति दरवाजा खोलते हुये जोर जोर से हसने लगा,,,,

पत्नि: ऐसे क्यो हसं रहे हो  ,,!!!!
पति: गुरूजी ने कहा था कि जब भी मुसीबत सामने आये उसका सामना हंसते हुये करो

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