September 27, 2020

30 Best ‘The Office’ Quotes

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today.

You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere use The Office quotes or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan, there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best The Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

The Best ‘Office’ Quotes of All Time

1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott

2. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor

3. “I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott

4. “Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard

5. “I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott

6. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott

7. “One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert

8. “Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone

9. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly

10. “I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott

11. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute

12. “I stopped caring a long time ago.” — Creed Bratton

13. “It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” — Michael Scott…

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40 Best Queer Eye Quotes & Funny Queer Eye Memes About Reinventing Yourself

The Fab Five know how to make you feel beautiful inside and out.

The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy first aired in the United States on the Bravo network in July of 2003. The show focused on five gay men as they tried to improve the lives of straight men by improving their grooming habits, cultural knowledge, and the way they present themselves to the world. Through the process, the “Fab 5” taught men to confront their insecurities, breakdown gender stereotypes and help them realize their full potential.

The show’s main concept was designed to help normalize and de-stigmatize the gay culture. It was a huge success and ran for five seasons. It won an Emmy in 2004 for an outstanding reality program.

In 2018, Netflix decided to reboot the series, premiering Queer Eye with a whole new cast — Antoni Porowski, food and wine expert, Tan France, fashion expert, Karamo Brown, culture expert, Bobby Berk, design expert, and Jonathan Van Ness, grooming expert.

In the new season, the Fab Five makeover men and women alike, helping change their physical appearance, their living space, their eating habits, and the way they present themselves to the world by making them confront the insecurities that are holding them back.

While the first incarnation of the series was searching for acceptance, this new season is hoping for more inclusion and a general embracing of the gay culture.

The world is slowly changing. Hopefully one day it won’t matter if you’re gay or straight, perhaps it won’t even warrant a discussion. Maybe one day it will be like announcing your hair color. Sadly, the world isn’t there yet, though. So we need to take strides to help it along. That is why shows like Queer Eye are so important.

Here are some of the best Queer Eye quotes from the hit Netflix series, along with some of our favorite funny memes from your favorite men of the Queer Eye cast.

1. Both men and women are gorgeous.

“And, like, whatever role you are whether it’s like moon or sun. Moon being more feminine energy and sun being more masculine. I think there is gorgeous strength to be held in both.” —Jonathan Van Ness

2. It’s okay to be vulnerable.

“​Being vulnerable is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of strength. It shows you are in tune with yourself, which …

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40 Best Queer Eye Quotes About Reinventing Yourself

The Fab Five know how to make you feel beautiful inside and out.

The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy first aired in the United States on the Bravo network in July of 2003. The show focused on five gay men as they tried to improve the lives of straight men by improving their grooming habits, cultural knowledge, and the way they present themselves to the world. Through the process, the “Fab 5” taught men to confront their insecurities, breakdown gender stereotypes and help them realize their full potential.

The show’s main concept was designed to help normalize and de-stigmatize the gay culture. It was a huge success and ran for five seasons. It won an Emmy in 2004 for an outstanding reality program.

In 2018, Netflix decided to reboot the series, premiering Queer Eye with a whole new cast — Antoni Porowski, food and wine expert, Tan France, fashion expert, Karamo Brown, culture expert, Bobby Berk, design expert, and Jonathan Van Ness, grooming expert.

In the new season, the Fab Five makeover men and women alike, helping change their physical appearance, their living space, their eating habits, and the way they present themselves to the world by making them confront the insecurities that are holding them back.

While the first incarnation of the series was searching for acceptance, this new season is hoping for more inclusion and a general embracing of the gay culture.

The world is slowly changing. Hopefully one day it won’t matter if you’re gay or straight, perhaps it won’t even warrant a discussion. Maybe one day it will be like announcing your hair color. Sadly, the world isn’t there yet, though. So we need to take strides to help it along. That is why shows like Queer Eye are so important.

Here are some of the best Queer Eye quotes from the hit Netflix series and some of your favorite men of the Queer Eye cast.

1. Both men and women are gorgeous.

“And, like, whatever role you are whether it’s like moon or sun. Moon being more feminine energy and sun being more masculine. I think there is gorgeous strength to be held in both.” —Jonathan Van Ness

2. It’s okay to be vulnerable.

“​Being vulnerable is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of strength. It shows you are in tune with yourself, which is the sexiest thing to men …

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40 Funny Quotes From ‘Queer Eye’ To Help You Reinvent Yourself & Feel FABulous

The Fab Five know how to make you feel beautiful inside and out.

The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy first aired in the United States on the Bravo network in July of 2003. The show focused on five gay men as they tried to improve the lives of straight men by improving their grooming habits, cultural knowledge, and the way they present themselves to the world. Through the process, the “Fab 5” taught men to confront their insecurities, breakdown gender stereotypes and help them realize their full potential.

The show’s main concept was designed to help normalize and de-stigmatize the gay culture. It was a huge success and ran for five seasons. It won an Emmy in 2004 for an outstanding reality program.

In 2018, Netflix decided to reboot the series, premiering Queer Eye with a whole new cast — Antoni Porowski, food and wine expert, Tan France, fashion expert, Karamo Brown, culture expert, Bobby Berk, design expert, and Jonathan Van Ness, grooming expert.

In the new season, the Fab Five make over men and women alike, helping change their physical appearance, their living space, their eating habits, and the way they present themselves to the world by making them confront the insecurities that are holding them back.

While the first incarnation of the series was searching for acceptance, this new season is hoping for more inclusion and a general embracing of the gay culture.

The world is slowly changing. Hopefully one day it won’t matter if you’re gay or straight, perhaps it won’t even warrant a discussion. Maybe one day it will be like announcing your hair color. Sadly, the world isn’t there yet, though. So we need to take strides to help it along. That is why shows like Queer Eye are so important.

Here are some of the best Queer Eye quotes from the hit Netflix series, along with some of our favorite funny memes from your favorite men of the Queer Eye cast.

1. Both men and women are gorgeous.

“And, like, whatever role you are whether it’s like moon or sun. Moon being more feminine energy and sun being more masculine. I think there is gorgeous strength to be held in both.” —Jonathan Van Ness

2. It’s okay to be vulnerable.

“​Being vulnerable is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of strength. It shows you are in tune with yourself, …

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30 Best Office Quotes Of All-Time For All The Dunderheads In The Room

The worst part about prison was the dementors.

The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there’s still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today. You won’t go very long without hearing someone somewhere quote a line or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.

Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.

If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.

1. Same Michael, same.

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

2. Sometimes you just gotta.

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

3. Spoken like a true member of the Beyhive.

“I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

4. It is really on.

“Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard (The Office)

5. That’s the mature thing to do.

“I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

6. We can all relate.

“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott (The Office)

7. Uh-oh.

“One day Michael came in and comlained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert (The Office)

8. Seriously: how many times can we shrink a cake?

“Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone (The Office)

9. Eating is what truly makes us all happy.

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly (The Office)

10. We all can agree we feel that way about him.

“I want people to …

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15 Times Blair Waldorf From ‘Gossip Girl’ Taught Us To Stand Up For Ourselves

The queen of the Upper East Side never takes no for an answer.

The CW Network’s teen drama television show, Gossip Girl, curated some of the most quotable characters in TV teen drama history. The most iconic being Blair Waldorf — queen of the Upper East Side — who was played by Leighton Meester. Even without her copy-cat minions or handsome (and powerful) boyfriend Chuck Bass — played by Ed Westwick — by her side, Waldorf could handle any situation that came her way.

She was fearless, confident, and taught all young girls and women alike to be their own boss.

The TV series revolved around rich (and not so rich) teenagers living in New York City. They gossiped (duh), laughed, cried, and shopped. In the Upper East Side, nothing was off limits and there were no rules to making a claim to fame and fortune.

Blair Waldorf always knew what she wanted. She never took no for an answer — especially from men in power. She dressed how she wanted to and acted with grace, poise, and all around sass.

Serena Vanderwoodsen, Blair’s best friend on the show, played by Blake Lively, went to “B” several times when she needed advice or help. Blair’s advice was always simple: Know your worth!

“B” believed girls are powerful and should not be toyed with. She was always in charge of her own future and never had a problem with knowing her own worth.

Whether it be about boys, money, school, family or her future, Blair Waldorf tackled any drama the best way she knew how — with a confident stride and strong personality that never wavered.

Even though Gossip Girl and Blair Waldorf aren’t able to grace our TV screens weekly anymore (unless you have Netflix), that doesn’t mean you still can’t learn a lot from the queen of the Upper East Side.

Here are 15 iconic lines from Waldorf and the best Blair Waldorf quotes to remind you to always put yourself first and know your worth.

1. Blair Waldorf always wants us to seek a person’s true intentions.

“She likes to see the best in people, I like to see the truth” – Blair Waldorf

2. Blair always welcomed new chapters in her life as new opportunities.

“The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end” – Blair Waldorf

3. “I want it, I got

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54 Unforgettably Funny Jersey Shore Quotes About Love & Living Your Best Life

Gym, Tan, Laundry and hilarity.

On December 3rd, 2009 the world was forever altered. That was the day that the Jersey Shore first premiered. We were introduced to Paul DelVecchio or “Pauly D”, Jennifer Farley or “JWoww”, Samantha Giancola or “Sammi Sweetheart”, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Nicole Polizzi or “Snooki”, Michael Sorrentino or “The Situation”.

We followed these six wonderful weirdos around Seaside Heights, New Jersey as they spent their days working in a souvenir tee-shirt store and their nights drinking and partying excessively. They were almost Shakespearean in the way that they created words and phrases, and implemented them into the modern English language with such ease and grace that I think many of us have forgotten their original origins were rooted near the beaches of New Jersey. You may recognize phrases like “DTF” and “Granade”. They all washed up on those beaches with a margarita and a spray tan and a low tolerance for alcohol.

After three seasons of the Jersey shore, MTV execs decided to take the show on the road and head down to Florida for season four. This was moderately well received, so somehow a plan was put in place to do another season on the road. In Italy. Sensing that most of the cast identified as Italian, the idea was to highlight the juxtaposition of daily life in Italy vs. the daily life of Italian-Americans on the Jersey shore. It was the strangest season of all.

No matter where in the world we found our cast, we all tuned in to laugh, cry, celebrate, fight, drink, and fist pump with our favorite cast of characters. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, I don’t regret a moment I spent watching their show.

Here are some of the best Jersey Shore quotes from the cast of the hit MTV reality TV show that we’ll never forget!

1. It’s always good to break your only rule.

“My only rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

2. The lows were low.

“You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.” Nicole Polizzi (Snooki)

3. Everyone loves the situation.

“Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” Mike Sorrentino (The Situation)​

4. Laser tag is famously 18 and under.

“If that b*tch still plays laser tag,

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